The Hello and Goodnight Thread....

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Off to feed my face...back in an hour or less

Byeeeeeeeee!!! xx

Did I mention I have an electric wasp and fly swatter....12 volts and they're snuffed!

 Did i mention that they wear little rubber booties  

Boy you must have some FAT wallet!  

 

Beavers got a fat wad everyone!    

  yeah its them moths bone idle they are thinking of making up a little Gym just for them,there would be some spondulys in there to but those stingy Americans not send me any overseas aid even when i tempted them with the mothball business idea venture  my hand of friendship was held out across the pond to them  but not one cent was forthcoming the tightwads   my moths were most upset its been months since they had some cash to kip on   

Beaver the notes in your wallet probably turned to dust.....it was a long time ago when Queen Victoria was on the throne you know  

Back to sleep for a bit longer  

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Ok's  

   

Oh send me your Pounds,Dollars or yen
my moths need fresh bedding again
deep inside wallet light never goes
its safe and its warm and perfect you see
oh send me your dosh,its safe with me
it sticks in my wallet like toffee to me
it never gets spent,i just hold it to me
Ebenezer scrooge has nothing on me.    

$.£.$.£.$.£.$.£.$.£.$.£.$.£.$.£.$,£.$.£.$.£.$.£.$.£.$.
      

Scrooge you aint
Or you would know
As to this date
Euros is the way to go!

€2=£1.79

You're not feeding your moths enough Ebenezer Beaver

 

 

 Even the Germans and French don't like them Euro's so what chance i got my moths will  but then again if you got any you don't wont like i could make room some where with in those dark confinds of my Wallet  im sure that my moths would get use to them  

Okies....send your wallet to me then and I'll put them in for you  

 Narr its much simpler for you to send your card and pin number to me much lighter than sending a wallet anyway my moths don't Travel well you know and i would miss the both of them if i sent them on a long journey like that  i'm more than positive that i could put the cash in my wallet myself all in order and freshly ironed flat too. 

No send your wallet to me and I'll give it a good clean out for you

 

   I bet you will  to clean i would say  i think i like it mucky so im keeping it prisoner were its safe  in mi pocket were even my Daughters have trouble half hitching it from my person awake or asleep its alarmed and booby trapped and only opens with voice recognition and fingerprint sample like on the movies   

Don't worry, I'd take the notes out first before putting the wallet in the washing machine  

 Just like a Woman she never gives up  she's got more chance of gaining access to fort knox and making of with afew bar's of the shiny stuff than gaining access to said wallet,even i have trouble forceing my self to open it up  

Beaver....a man of stature like yourself should have a wallet that shows good quality and standing that compliments the owner

Now bung the grubby little dirtbag of a wallet in the post to me and I'll return it to you all spick and span  

 I would like it known that said wallet was handed down from my Fathers,Father,and his Fathers,Father and my Father willed it into my possession all the stains etc were explained to me and those the wallet gained since its been in my possession i can recount how when and where i acquired them   it would be sacrilege let you try and clean it out  the shock would kill the resident moths who have for generations now made it their home  no it simply cannot be allowed simply not,no way Hosay   

What can I say to that?  


CRAP!!!!!

 

 So i'll expect your Bank cards and pin number in the post shall i then L.G.now thats sorted   

You'll be lucky!  

hello and goodnight, or is it goodnight and hello, sleep well, im going to