Say hello to everybody thread

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Hello everybody  
Moving through another week here and it's moving along at a fast pace.
Drop in and tell a little about how yer week has been going fer yer.

Fer me -too much work to do and not enough hours in the day.

No but I saw a Policeman doing it once up the side of a pub wall one New Years Eve some years ago 

 Yeah well back then they were tight they only played for coppers

 ^^^^^^^for the benifit of our American viewers or the younger generation,coppers were what we called pennys you know the coins we used befor we went decimal like coppers are also another name for police  I thank you.

My daughter's generation call them Feds 

  Feds,flatfeets,coppers,ossifers,cone heads,Mr Policeman,ecilop,fuzz,law officers  to name but a few  right things to do im off BY  

  Hello everybody-hanging on by a thread today,how's you all ? 

 Hello Niagra   Im being bullied by L.G. today so i went and hamered 100 balls down the golf driving range,and had a cuppa at my Daughters   just had phone call looks like my evenings peace is about to be shattered by the imminant arrivel of another Daughter and Grandson   no doubt will have to sit there and let my ear's suffer as she does her moaning sketch  its enough to drive a bloke to drink im telling yer   so i got some in  

 

Bullied??

  

  Yes Bullied Madam  Niagra dont believe a word she says or your next on her list  

Hush your gums fluffy bum 

  fluffy Bum

  Look Here Droopy Draws who you calling fluffy Bum

You....fluffy bum 

  Well i do take good care of said bum,bath each day and use only the finest pond mud and the fish take care of any bits that cling on in discreat areas of said bum,Niagra if you ever go fishing in my pond i wouldnt eat any Trout you catch i rearly wouldnt  

Ewwww!! fluffy bum with clinkers 

  Us Beavers only shave our paddles and web feet  some areas need to be kept water proofed and water tight and warm in winter,so good grooming is a must and who better to do it that spotty paul and his mated those super efficient clinker Trout

Those poor fish 

 I shouldnt say this  but  i got this from a very reliable sourse  that friends of spotty paul have been turning up on the fish slabs of Morrisons and Sainsburys  And i recognised afew of them

 

 

Good evening  

  but it's befor 11 a.m.  

Not for me it isn't

Ok's I'll try to catch up  

You do love your Nessie don't you?