Community scary story

Time fer a little fun -,
write four lines and those lines don't have to rhyme .The idea is to write a scary story around the camp fire.

It was dark ,pitch black and it was raining hard  
Suddenly there was a power outage and all the phones stopped working
Wolves were howling ,dogs were barking endlessly and all the spiders dropped dead leaving only the web. 
But the strangest thing that happened stopped the clock,the refrigerator was running and it ran right out the door.

Out of the door it went and it began to tremble and shake
It slowly metamorphised into a gigantic snake!
Bigger than the mighty Anaconda
Off it slithered to the dark woods and yonder.

Its hissing could be heard out yonder
Kids were not allowed out
Parents didn’t realise the kids wouldn’t be going to school the next day
The snake had loads of time to wait for his prey

The cops were going door to door delivering donuts a hearty jesture which was actually an attempt to quash the fear. The cops were telling all the residents to climb up on their roofs for protection because flooding was imminent and there was no tell'en how high the waters might get.
But in every house in this area there were certain issues -every house had holes in the roofs and no-one knew exactly where .
It's bad enough the bottom fell out from under us with this rain and power outage ,but now you send us all up on the roofs that all have holes ? Yes said chief inspector Fig Newton,it's Murphy's law wut goes up must come down and yers must fallow the law.

Along came little Tommy Tiddle
playing his fiddle (yes a fiddle )
the snake opened his mouth and unhinged his jaw 
Little Tommy Tiddle was alas no more  

....but luckily and true as can be - that fiddle it caught in the snakes throat - and as the snake hiccupped - out flew tommy

The cop was amazed as Tommy flew by
"He nearly hit me straight in the eye!"
and as Tommy hurtled on
an eagle swooped and grabbed him with his talon.

Ther's no time to be fiddel'en around in this storm said chief inspector Fig Newton, the apple doesn't fall far from the tree ,yer's must climb up on yer roofs and prepare to take the plunge.

Ther's plenty of music to be heard when yer tak'en the fall, the hole in the roof don't need fix'en no more.

And the dam done bursted and the beavers all ran off and high waters are one the way fast and furious.

And there was an explosion at the donut factory ,all is lost.

Not all the donuts got wet Beaver caught afew and used one of them as a lifebelt and swam ashore,where he set about munching his way through the rescued donuts sticking two paws up at all those who swept by doenutless   

All the rats found life rafts floating freely as a result of the explosion at the donut factory. Some life rafts was glazed others were sugar coated and some were plain others were chocolate,but the rats that caught up to the cream filled sufficated by the filling.

Those rats are smart though,quickly those rats figured out that only the donuts with the hole in the center are safe to float on and good to eat.

Chief inspector Fig Newton was terrified and angered by those rats.It's bad enough me jails are over flowing with those rats, now them rats is floating free.

Free to defy Murphy's law of averages.

 Yeah my tails going ten to the dozen battering those rats out of it,they are after mi donuts,good job us Beavers have great big paddles can whomp two at a time like,us Beavers are the superior kind of water rat you know,have Tooth will travel and all that,now lets see any more dry donuts knocking about befor those law officers try pinching them,iv seen them sitting in those squad cars eating donuts when they suppose to be on duty,hiding up the out the way tracks,us critters have clocked them at it,we know.  

      Dose that mean that there will be more donuts for the rest of us then Tox    

i was tryin to get it back to bein scary  

  Thats me told of good and proper  

right then and the corpse rotting and stank as they were carried by the flow of the busted dam,with soggy donuts all around them,and the officers sitting in their squad car caught a powerful nose full,which completely put them of eating any more of said donuts,especially after the recognised old joe from Quality control in the donut factory float by still with a donut stuck in his mouth and a mill board and pen in his hand,the scene was as if from a Disaster movie.  

....and bobbing and swirling in the midst of the floodwater

wriggled that old snake - so full of donuts -

he was huge - and bouncing-

amongst the debris of people who had exploded from overeating donuts...

 

  

The few Survivors struggled to clamber ashore from the swollen flood grasping at the innards of busted bellies from the corpse washed down stream from the flooded grave yard that was just below the dam that was breached,the innards stretched waving to and fro in the torrent offering a lifeline to the struggling poor souls fighting for their lives,oddly thos the deaths of those that had gone from this life saved some that they never new in their life,the living pulled themselves onto dry land through the open cavities of grinding lost souls,that all most said you owe me one.      Can i have Burger with Mustard and heavy on the onions Tox please and a smidge of fiery tomato sauce as well     

Suddenly out from under the fooded out town emerged this giant rat and that rat was eating all those other rats and the donuts them rats was floating on.

The giant rat kept growing and growing and eating more and more to keep the pace with those rat growing pains. That giant rat became larger than any building left standing in the county.

But the giant rat developed an appetite for something other than floating rat donuts.

First it ate all the beavers wut was working franticlly to restore the dam so as to save the county, but soon the giant rat saw all the people on all those roof tops hanging on fer dear life.

I've got my  just incase there's a popcorn moment  

One lonely Beaver to engrossed eating Donuts watched the Giant rat become so heavy that the building it was perched on gave way to a loud cheer of forest critters and Humans alike and it failed to keep its head above water owing to having eaten to much and was drowned dead never to be seen again  

Right L.G. pop corn moment grab um lady   

Chief Inspector Fig Newton ordered his Sargent Major Farris to call the PM and have this terrible thing declared and international emergency. Farris was watching an episode of Star Treck on his mobby .

Chief inspector Fig Newton declared that what was happening proves Murphy's theory known as Murphy's law in law inforcement, that anything than can happen will happen.

And went on to say ,the world as we know it can or may be destroyes by a giant rat.

 


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