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PostSubject: Ode to a slug   Fri Feb 01, 2013 11:12 pm

I found a slug
and called it Doug
lobbed it in the bath
and pulled the plug.
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PostSubject: Re: Ode to a slug   Fri Feb 01, 2013 11:34 pm

Very good and emotional, brought a tear to my eye laugh5
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PostSubject: Re: Ode to a slug   Sat Feb 02, 2013 2:30 am

wudnt it block the plug hole Rolling Eyes
i mean u kno they arent small slugs are they emb2
n quite slippery if u tread on one Rolling Eyes
but unlike doggy doos they dont stick to ur trainers
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PostSubject: Re: Ode to a slug   Sat Feb 02, 2013 3:38 am

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PostSubject: Re: Ode to a slug   Sat Feb 02, 2013 3:41 am

toxic_noir wrote:
wudnt it block the plug hole Rolling Eyes
i mean u kno they arent small slugs are they emb2
n quite slippery if u tread on one Rolling Eyes
but unlike doggy doos they dont stick to ur trainers
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It nearly blocked the plughole .... till i tipped the bath salt in :)
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PostSubject: Re: Ode to a slug   Sat Feb 02, 2013 3:43 am

u use salt in ur bath ? Rolling Eyes
why not use matey bubble bath like a normal person
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PostSubject: Re: Ode to a slug   Sat Feb 02, 2013 3:47 am

bubbles..... in a bath?

can i say thats for wimmin,poofs...and southerners.

Down here we eat lard...bathe in salt.... and die early :)
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PostSubject: Re: Ode to a slug   Sat Feb 02, 2013 3:54 am

That poor slug being dissolved in agonising salt No

Most ppl just lob them over the neighbours garden fence......

which I of course don't do angel
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PostSubject: Re: Ode to a slug   Sat Feb 02, 2013 3:57 am

Can i just make it clear that no slugs were harmed in the making of my poem...
It fully recovered and was last seen heading north and reeking of Jasmine lol.

I do that genie...
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PostSubject: Re: Ode to a slug   Sat Feb 02, 2013 3:59 am

u mean the slugs not the bath u throw over the fence Rolling Eyes
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PostSubject: Re: Ode to a slug   Sat Feb 02, 2013 4:22 am

Reeking of jasmine!! laugh5

Tox, I wouldn't be able to lob a bath over a fence lol! I have enough trouble trying not to fall into it these days....and that's without any booze in me! lol!
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PostSubject: Re: Ode to a slug   Sat Feb 02, 2013 4:31 am

have we just learnt that grumpy baths in jasmine bath smellys? Rolling Eyes
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PostSubject: Re: Ode to a slug   Sat Feb 02, 2013 4:35 am

It would seem so lol!
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PostSubject: Re: Ode to a slug   Sat Feb 02, 2013 4:36 am

i bet on sundays he uses lavander smellin bubble bath lgh6
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PostSubject: Re: Ode to a slug   Sat Feb 02, 2013 4:40 am

I think most men use digested baked beans bubble bath tbh lol!
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PostSubject: Re: Ode to a slug   Sat Feb 02, 2013 5:19 am

toxic_noir wrote:
have we just learnt that grumpy baths in jasmine bath smellys? Rolling Eyes

I meant smelling of coal dust...... Doh :)
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PostSubject: Re: Ode to a slug   Sat Feb 02, 2013 5:45 am

You have been sussed Mr Jasmine lgh6
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PostSubject: Re: Ode to a slug   Sat Feb 02, 2013 8:08 am

i bet he has a cupboard full of flowery bubble baths lgh6
a different smell for each day of the week
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PostSubject: Re: Ode to a slug   Fri Feb 15, 2013 1:04 am

slug,slug
in me mug




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PostSubject: Re: Ode to a slug   Fri Feb 15, 2013 5:56 am

Slippy slimy sloppy slug
soft and smooth
under me jug
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PostSubject: Re: Ode to a slug   Fri Feb 15, 2013 8:31 am

Well if it's a beer jug then that's no surprise, slugs love beer lol!
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PostSubject: Re: Ode to a slug   Thu Apr 18, 2013 6:22 am

not many in the pubs round here...are you sure?
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PostSubject: Re: Ode to a slug   Fri Apr 19, 2013 2:39 am

Very sure, one house where I lived a small bit of glass was missing from the bott6 of the back door, slugs kept coming in after the cats food so my mum said put a bowl of beer down the slugs will fall into the bowl and drown, so I did as she said, looked an hour later and a few slugs had crawled inside the bowl and were drinking the beer, so off to bed I went and left them to it....next morning checked the bowl, not one slug in sight not even a dead one in the bowl, but I left the bowl of beer there.

That evening, went to feed the cats, looked at the bowl and there were loads of slugs on and around the bowl with more making their way through the back door! Little buggas were having a party!!! lol!

Day after the glass in the back door was replaced....no more slugs Very Happy
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PostSubject: Re: Ode to a slug   Fri Apr 19, 2013 6:34 am

Well i like the odd Slug of Whiskey now and then cool2
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PostSubject: Re: Ode to a slug   Mon Jul 15, 2013 9:51 pm

oh slug oh slug
don't be forlorn
one day you'll make it
across me lawn.
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