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meandmybanjo
Posts : 81
Join date : 2013-08-30
| | Subject: Hi..im Ray. Fri Aug 29, 2014 9:13 am | |
| Hi, my names Ray, im 33, six foot 4 inches tall and looking for a nice young lady to go on cruises with. I enjoy ten pin bowling, igloo making and continental haircutting. If you'd like to meet up pm me and we'll arrange a date, please include a photo for obvious reasons.
Hugs and kisses
Ray xxx | |
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Ladygenie
Posts : 3342
Join date : 2012-11-16
Age : 64
Location : Yorkshire
| | Subject: Re: Hi..im Ray. Fri Aug 29, 2014 9:15 am | |
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meandmybanjo
Posts : 81
Join date : 2013-08-30
| | Subject: Re: Hi..im Ray. Fri Aug 29, 2014 9:19 am | |
| Yes im Rich, are you applying for a date with me ? I have all my own teeth well apart from 12 i had out last week... have you got money ? i really want someone with money. | |
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Ladygenie
Posts : 3342
Join date : 2012-11-16
Age : 64
Location : Yorkshire
| | Subject: Re: Hi..im Ray. Fri Aug 29, 2014 9:21 am | |
| Ah well you'll have to send me a pic of yourself first before I decide to apply or not  | |
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meandmybanjo
Posts : 81
Join date : 2013-08-30
| | Subject: Re: Hi..im Ray. Fri Aug 29, 2014 9:30 am | |
| Im outside your house now, under the lampost in a mack and wearing a trillby, i look a bit like Fred Astaire..check me out...
Hugs and kisses
Ray xx | |
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Ladygenie
Posts : 3342
Join date : 2012-11-16
Age : 64
Location : Yorkshire
| | Subject: Re: Hi..im Ray. Fri Aug 29, 2014 9:34 am | |
| I think the Lurchers will be checking you out first  and Fred Astaire was shorter than you.....twit! | |
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meandmybanjo
Posts : 81
Join date : 2013-08-30
| | Subject: Re: Hi..im Ray. Fri Aug 29, 2014 9:39 am | |
| Oh i like Lurchers, my favourite Mutt... and was Fred short ?... Hmmm your sounding a bit old for me what with your knowledge of Fred Astaire height and all... Pm me you CV and ill check that out....you might ave to do  | |
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Ladygenie
Posts : 3342
Join date : 2012-11-16
Age : 64
Location : Yorkshire
| | Subject: Re: Hi..im Ray. Fri Aug 29, 2014 9:43 am | |
| Well I've just found out that you suffer with severe flatuence so I won't be applying....soweee!! But good luck on finding Miss Right | |
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meandmybanjo
Posts : 81
Join date : 2013-08-30
| | Subject: Re: Hi..im Ray. Fri Aug 29, 2014 9:48 am | |
| Could be usefull for blowing up balloons...see you hadnt thought it through,, anyway im sure to get plenty more offers.
Ps ive checked you out on Facebook and left you a unrelated message there.. | |
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Ladygenie
Posts : 3342
Join date : 2012-11-16
Age : 64
Location : Yorkshire
| | Subject: Re: Hi..im Ray. Fri Aug 29, 2014 9:53 am | |
| Blooming Facebook! whenever I decide to pop on there which is not often everything's been changed, one time I had to search for my own profile because I couldn't find my wall | |
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meandmybanjo
Posts : 81
Join date : 2013-08-30
| | Subject: Re: Hi..im Ray. Fri Aug 29, 2014 9:55 am | |
| Well you found my wall because you put a giant picture of a FARTING MAN ON IT ! | |
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Ladygenie
Posts : 3342
Join date : 2012-11-16
Age : 64
Location : Yorkshire
| | Subject: Re: Hi..im Ray. Fri Aug 29, 2014 9:58 am | |
| Because I can always sniff you out....I just follow the wafting trail | |
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Grumpy_Git
Posts : 205
Join date : 2013-02-01
Location : In the mind.
| | Subject: Re: Hi..im Ray. Fri Aug 29, 2014 10:49 pm | |
| - meandmybanjo wrote:
- Yes im Rich
I thought you were Ray?... make yer mind up. | |
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meandmybanjo
Posts : 81
Join date : 2013-08-30
| | Subject: Re: Hi..im Ray. Wed Sep 24, 2014 10:17 am | |
| I am Ray, go and fiddle around with yer gay dog why dontcha ! | |
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