So Prince Charles called Putin a Nazi on his visit to Canada
he is to meet Putin when they both attend the D-day Celebrations
i can just see Putin give Charles the old Bears eye and say
Hay bud who you calling a Nazi you bald Headed German so called
British Prince, i can see old Charlie boy turn around and give
Putin the eye and respond with you looking for trouble you
short ass Russian Rambo wanna be, Putin red faced then retorts
if your looking for trouble your in the right place yer tree hugger
Charles stands facing Putin and each eye ball each other, Charles
gives Putin the Glasgow kiss, Putin staggers backwards holding
a bloody nose, Putin then runs at Charles and the two end up rolling
in the surf and sand of Normandy words of abuse rant the air as
British and Russian fist fly through the air, Body guards from both
rush in to assist only to be met with bugger of im taking this git
myself and Putin said the same only in Russian, what a sight
bets now being taken on the out come from bemused K.G.B and M.I.5
body guards, so to from members of Spetna and the S.A.S. reporters
from the World News busting a gut photographing and filming this
epic battle, Obama then moves in to try and break up the pair
both Putin and Charles stop fighting and look at Obama, then as if
in sequence both Putin and Charles each let one fly in Obamas direction
WW 111 Opening shots now fired on the Beach's of Normandy.
later that evening at the luncheon three World figures sit there
each sporting lost teeth, black eyes, swollen cheeks and flat bloody
noses, the Worlds press taking pictures as fast as they can, Putin
looks at Charles, Charles looks at Putin, Putin and Charles look at
Obama, Obama looks at Putin and Charles, stern faces change into a smile
then a chuckle as each cannot control them self's and bust forth with
laughter, East, West relations restored trade agreements not on the
agenda signed sealed and they all drank way into the wee hours
and all got quite rat assed by dawn.