oh pray tell me of that fair maidens woe
the one that one over there
for every one who courted her
said that to court her just whont fair
she had a passion for a man
and that man he had to be strong
he needed stamina that was for sure
because she would love him a little to strong
on rainey nights you would hear men scream
please let me get out of here
but her door had two dozen bolts on it
escape was a none afair
to look at her you would declear
her Beauty would sweeten tea
but in her back garden lay those that
did not make it free
Her appetite was insatable she craved
for more and more,but every time a man
popped in, he would not pop back out again
mans only hope was to run like Hell
and he had to be blinking fast
for she had Olympic Gold
for the 100 metre dash
the only event she didnt do
was the pole vault this is true
but she was rearly good on stilts
you see, so pole vaulters still
were romanced.
This block buster was written
during an attack of boredom
on the 23/4/14