Now loooooky here now, yer after mi fur then right
yee be a varmint Trapper of the tree munchers are yer
well if this here weather this side of the pond by some miracle bucks up some and sends those rain bearing clouds south ta them there Africanises cos they be needing some of the wet stuff more than we do at the mo like, an the sun ta take what yus lot calls a vacation up North where we be an kinda warmers us up a bit ta dry out all our sodden carpets and furniture an make the insurance money grabbers stop their blubbering over insurance claims pay outs
then this here Beaver may well take ta vamooshing east or westwards ta the deep blue/grey sea ta put up mi deck chair an maybe ta take of mi fur coat see
so now I know yer after mi fur yer varmint an I be four warned like
i'll be setting up some of them there traps iv collected over the years from past trappers iv munched the legs of and kinda borrowed their equipment on a whim that it may one day come in kinda handy
looks like that there day may be around that there courner yer fur hijacker, so I as a been going all high tec like and been watching the Gadget show on mi goggle box TV
an as they instructed have had a homing beacon so small yer canna not detect it unless yer knows what yuss is loooooking fer see, so if mi bet with the Bookies comes in and that there sun dose show its face an it becomes ice cream day in little old England i'll be a watching oooout fer muckey fingers after grabbing mi coat
Medical insurance is advisable yer varmints
There is always something about a crack cocain smoking politican that just must catch yer eye. I imagine he felt short changed when he tried to catch a lift on the lift.
