I was once told there was a right way
and were there's a right way there's
a wrong way, so if i went the right way
would i not be going the wrong way
this was the right way i was told
if i ended up at the wrong destination
would the right way be infact
be the wrong way, and the person
who told me it was the right way
was wrong and told be the wrong way
as i travelled along in the wrong way
my thoughts they drifted along
to the evening i met old Mavis frogins
surly i could not go wrong
she read my manly intentions, and slapped
me square on the chin, so as much as i
thought i could not go wrong she gave me
a right of her own.