Halloween Is On The Way!

Which means daughter and I will be sitting in the dark watching tv and avoiding the trick and treats teenagers that apparently go around the houses here  

Will anyone else be doing the same? 

 Nope,they don't come around where I live, so I can rest easy  

Nobody home here either

Im not traveling all the way up there to sit with you and your daughter ! madness.

Bang goes my penny for the guy for bonfire night! 

Hahaha off with his head    
 No candy handing out for me ....pfft all the more I can eat  

I just wire my doorbell up to the electric mains 

Trick please and do you want a sweetie from my jar




 

Errr no i think i'll try the next house thanks  

That big old shady looking place with no lights and a funny looking woman at the window.   

I do NOT look funny thank you very much ....want some candy little boy ? *cackle cackle*

My mum always told me never except sweets from strangers  

Especially when they live in the Munsters Mansion  

"I'm' so excited and I just can't hide it ....I'm about to lose control and I think I like it "  *cackles*

I've got some jokey sweets in... the type that sends 'mummies little soldiers' gob a funny colour.

Might give the little brats some laxatives again...


Bless em....

Dear GrumpyGit

Have you thought about spray painting an old pair of boots (prefrably with a heel) in silver and red, then standing them by your front door. See if the Kids think Gary Glitter lives there---they wont Knock

     Noooooo

Timeout wrote:

Dear GrumpyGit

Have you thought about spray painting an old pair of boots (prefrably with a heel) in silver and red, then standing them by your front door. See if the Kids think Gary Glitter lives there---they wont Knock

     Noooooo

Haha ... i might get eggs lobbed at my window all year round,instead of just halloween night..

I might be generous this year and give every 5th caller a slice of me madeira cake.

Every 5th Kid. Your way too generous.