Mi Telly broke down this morning
oh mi lad and i are sad
just as i took a mouthfull
of mi bacon buttie at that
can yer fix it pleaded mi lad
he had tears in his eyes so sad
with screw driver by mi side
and round the back of it ide slide
pulled this and that,and some
of the other,but try as i might
it refused to go,no signal it said
so i checked the dish,with fingers
crossed we made a wish,but the
wish fairys were no where in sight
so i says to mi lad,looks like
we had it tonight,so switch the
one on in your room good night
iv got one in mine to,so i'll
watch mine to and keep an open ear
for mi lad to for when he dose
a brew,then i'll shout with all
my might make that two
Written 26/9/13 Beaver12