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Okies who's first?  

 Done all the above

Find some maggots and put them in his socks before he wakes up then 

 I don't think he would notice L.G.

Oh well, start charging him danger money to wash his socks for him or buy a gas mask 

 Don't suppose you know any one who is Desperate who wonts to take him on do you L.G. 

If I come across a girl with no sense of smell, I'll give you the heads up Beaver 

 I took him to the zoo once upon a time and im sure the lady skunk was  making eyes at  him

Beaver's son...Pepi Le'Pue! 

 Im being a little hard on him he is not that bad as long as your standing down wind of his feet L.G.

 Right im off,gotta go see a  man about a dog :wst:iv been summoned by one of my Girls an now iv got to drive across to other side of the City  by all  

I can't stand nasty niffs, I'm afraid I would bag the lot of socks, trainers and shoes up and chuck them, make him bathe his feet and give him flip flops to wear...even in winter! 

 Im being Horrible to him his socks are ok L.G. he has them under control they are well trained socks,they  stand in the corner all on their own on command   I had better not let him read this or he will get a monk on with me  

I like to try my girlfriends bra's on, is this healthy ?

If it fits you and gives your moobs good support and you clean out the biscuit crumbs from your cleavage regularly,  then it's healthy  

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