Clothing Accessories.....

Am going to a funeral and I sorted out charcoal trousers and a black top - and bought a charcoal and white scarf to offset the black - I've just unwrapped it and found enough fabric to make a dress

 


have you ever floundered like this or is it just me

Look on the positive side, it'll keep you warm in winter

  Iv caught loads of flounders on the Holderness coast 

Ive never looked good in a dress

If you had a shave and waxed your legs you would

And while he's at it he could wax those two hairs off his chest... :)

Awww! That would break his heart...he waited years for a hairy chest then when he hit his 40s the 2 hairs finally appeared 

  Suspenders

A fetish of yours Beaver?  

  And a very popular male fetish they are to L.G.  
I Fondly remember those good old days of twanging a suspender  or two
and i was quick of the mark when the slap was due danger was the name of the game in my hot blooded days when i was a wolf in the pack and ran wild and free,then i got Tranquilizer darted and held in captivity were i had to be ever so good    


right clothing accessories  


Shoes

And your twanging days were over 

  No   i moved on to twanging brastrapps,but i got a thick ear on a regular basis for that tho   but it was worth it   


shoes <<<<<<

Yes Beaver....shoes....and? 

  Socks ..............smelly socks