A Tribute To Meandmybanjo

Ok let us all list Banjo's best attributes to show our appreciation of him  

I'll start........

??

ummmm??



I know!!!  

He invented the Giraffe Dance at a local club.....of course being drunk at the time had nothing to do with it  

 

He was a rubbish holiday bus driver
He's got a gay spider called Teddie
He used to pinch me school dinner money and make me stamp me feet in puddles.

I bet he hasn't even got a banjo...

ps.... Bless him.

I had a feeling this thread would wake you up  

Another thing that's so endearing about Banjo...he's always full of wind....the methane gas type of wind  

 He seems to like ladies lingerie quite a lot   and spiders  

Beaver he shops for his underwear at Top Shop and Ann Summers  

cons: He's a bit stingy when it comes to sharing his doughnuts!!!!

Pros: imagining him doing his giraffe dance more than makes up for his negatives..

Do topshop still sell y-fronts and speedos then... haha

He prefers satin and lace Grumpy  

 

Well i thought this was going to be a lovely tribute ! But oh no ! very upsetting, im clearly being cyber bullied ! And im not stingy with donuts, if i have two i keep one on me willy and if no one comes around i'll eat it, and if someone does come around i take it off in the loo and give it to em, cant say fairer than that. Thats the ring donut variety im talking about there, not just the fat round donut, that'd be disgusting... Think i'll say Donut a few more times now...

Donut.....Doooonut.....Do Do Do NUT.....Dunut...Dooownuuuut.

And i do like lady Lingerie, what bloke doesnt ! ?... Think i'll say Lingerie now...


Lingereeeee.... Lungerrayyyy....Long Ger Raaay... 

You need to bring the numpty bus back and sit on it!  

You're so ungrateful!  

This is a bit off, im aving to bump me own Tribute thread !  

 

so sad  

Oh my god the tributes are flooding in

Thanks everyone !  

You only come here for the beer  

Oh i got free beer today, chopped me neighbours apple trees down...gave me a carrier bag full of booze, lovely  

Oh great! As if you don't have enough wind already you're now going to brew some homemade cider  

Oh no im not into cider, well maybe a ice cold half a pint. I think it brings back memories of when i was a kid and we brought it cheap n drunk it in the park and wotnot, and then threw it up a couple of hours later, yuck.

So who's making the apple crumble then?

Not me, i left him to clear up ! i just chopped em down, it was a Sunday after all and i had a date with Tescos

Oh dear... my mistake.

I thought this was a tribute to himAndHisUkelele.....

Suppose that furry gonk with a banjo's not bad though....

He's ok really.....

and he knows it! 

and check your inbox Mr Grumpy x