Teeth and Less Teeth

What would be the advantages of having no teeth in yer fat head ?  Would yer gumbs harden up and allow you to eat crunchy hard stuff or would it be a diet of Pot Noodles all the time ?

Meat would be hard to eat....allow me to painfully extract your teeth and then you can find out

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No Dental appointments,extractions,fillings,crowns,toothbrushes,toothpaste,no drilling,descaling,no coughing up the cash,except that is if you want a set of false teeth  

Blended food diet, smoothies, something to look forward to in ones old age, thank god instant whip will still be around.

 I wonder how long it would take to suck a steak to death even a fried mushroom would be a feat of endurance  

Oooh! I'd have to have false teeth...I love fried mushrooms with some onions yummy!  

Always wondered how come you never get another set of teeth. You have baby teeth then adult teeth.. why not a 3rd set and 4th  

Maybe the 3rd set is the wisdom teeth which are not so wise as the majority of ppl have to have them extracted, blooming buggers wisdom teeth are! I forget how many times my face had swollen like a hamster's when my wisdom teeth were trying to come through  

"I forget how many times my face had swollen like a hamster's "

Love to see you running around in a great big wheel with yer hamstery face !  

and I'd love to see you do your giraffe dance, video it and stick it on youtube!

 

I can bust some great moves... Throw shapes all that stuff  

I bet you can along with a busted hip, arm and leg