Bluebottle Joe.

This was inspired by Meandmybanjos spider thread  





Blue bottle joe and green bottle lill
out on a loving trip some meat to blow
three thousand kids need plenty to eat
but they ain't gonna blow on old Teds feet
the pong was just right,but his feet
put them off,so onwards they flew

a corps to find so to fulfill their lust
while looking into her eyes
joe was caught in a web
and was eaten by a spider by the name
of Steve,poor Green bottle lill was heart
broken,full of grief,but ten seconds later
she found Sid what a relief,

They both flew on and found a corpse on the ground
in raptures of love they made love on the wing
but were picked off by wilf a wasp with a sting
they had found that meat to blow of her eggs
but now they are served up at a wasp form
of Gregs,

Written 8/8/13 Beaver 12    

Very good  

Poor old joe he got it first but he may have bought it because of his insatiable thrist
But in the blink of an eye though none too keen green bottle Lill was soon to be seen
By Sid don't you know who was looking for a thrill then suddenly there was Lill
Off they went till death did do them part which happens to be right where it starts.

    

Yeah Wilf takes no crap from anyone!  

Good old Wilf!

  

blue bottle joe had a line to tow when he tilled the field with his hoe but don't you know old blue bottle joe had nothing to show from tilling with his hoe so he found him a bow and set out to the woods to see how it would go.

 Thats amazing Niagra  iv never seen a Blue Bottle use a Bow and arrow before   Must be apache Blue Bottles  

beaver12 wrote:

  

     

  

You gotta love Wilf the Wasp  

 Iv got a can of wasp spray ready for when i see any round my Bins  Many years ago when i use to go Match fishing on the river Trent etc,i use to collect wasp nests  infact i use to go out looking for them  nobble the wasps and dig up the nests,they are cracking bait for catching chub etc with  i won a few matches using them which put a few spondulys in mi wallet  

You won't get Wilf, he's indestructable  

 Good he will stay on mi Hook longer then L.G. 

I don't think so, Wilf's a good shot with his stinger  

 one squirt from this here can and he is mine,then he's chub meat  

Oh please!! All that will probably do is give him wind but it could make him faster than a speeding bullet with his stinger!  

 Tea up L.G.  

Thank you!    

Beaver. Very good

 Thank you stumpy it was worth a laugh writting it