Would anyone like to ...

Adopt me ?        
I know I'm a bit old but ..well ....that just means I won't be around for to long  

Well i have been known to take in any old stray over the years  

But i already have a pussy and i'd she likes to fight  

I here Beaver has plenty of room at the dam, try there  

To be honest I was hoping to be taken in my Beaver or Lady G  

and what you and your pussy get up to is certainly not something I want to know ...ewww      

By* ..not my ...   though I do like to think of him as my Beaver ... though he looks nothing like my beaver ... oh never mind    

 Well if you post a mug shot of your Beaver Debs i'll post one of me and we can compare the two pic's if you would like  and maybe we could ask the forums people to vote on it     as for the Dam iv downsized im afraid iv even had to evict a family of muskrats from the end log and they are ever so small,they waved to me as they set sail downstream on a leaf  i would have more room if i could convince my lad that it would be a really good idea to get his own place and let Daddy stretch out a bit  iv got a feeling iv got more chance winning the Euro lotto   

I'll take you in shygirl if you pine for me when im at work  

And then when i come home your so excited to see me you jump on me and pin me to the ground and lick my face   

   

Gosh Beaver ...no room for me in your den ? sigh ... .     

Ummm Tiger ......How bout I just do your laundry and some light cleaning (VERY light lol ) ....and I might be able to pine for you a tiny bit while you're at work .....but I have to draw the line at pinning you down and licking your face ...     

   sigh ..ahh well  back to the drawing board

 Sigh,,,,If fate ruled that i would be born 20 years earlier than i was,and on your side of the pond no more than a few miles from your lips  Then who knows Debs  maybe we could have been sitting on a log at my Dam sharing the nights display of star's  and i could have seen the moonbeams shining in your hair  alas fate lead me down a different path that lead to the pond and Dam i know so well,where kits were born that if fate had wished it,could have been our's Sigh,Sigh   

Ask to be adopted and all the men folk think I'm asking to get marries or to be their new dog (glares at Tiger) ....   
maybe Sharon ( deadly night angel) will adopt me ...she takes in all sorts  
 

 Marry  who said anything about Marriage  when i was young and fancy free that word was like an air raid siren going off in my ear,take cover where ever you can was the cry,but one Trapper of the Female kind did catch me off guard and has held me a prisoner all these year's  so looks like its stroking Tigers Head and tickle his belly or join in and take your place among D.N.A. cats and join her on her walks in the Lincolnshire countryside or just come over and use your womanly charm and wit and cut out and lasso one of the yet to be branded males that still wonder our streets in total innocence waiting for a female to claim them as their slave  (I threw that word in for you Debs cos i know how much you like to use that man whip of yours  )


 I'm of now as i've got to take my place and sing in the church choir,and pray for lost soul's mine included and possible Tiger's as well as for Grumpy git and meamybanjo well they are a lost cause i think    

I used" married" ..as apposed to something  like sex ,hook up or heaven forbid ..relationship or mail order bride or  sitting on a log watching the stars . None of the above were intended   this girl will never marry again ,no way no how  ...so no worries there    
I've decided to retract  my adoption request ....hasn't quite turned out as I had imagined   ....ahh well such is life . I will be happy where I am  
thank you for the replies   

 Dam it  and iv been up all night chiseling away with mi teeth hollowing out an oak Tree for you to  Women always change their minds  OK Stand back  look in all,there's going to be a big splash in abit TIMBER