Duchess of Cambridge Is In Labour!

A new royal baby is now on it's way!   

Indeed, it's all over the internet !

We're glued to Sky News  

 Don't we all know it,its wall to wall news on the Telly  talk about repeats  how many times they got to say same thing,ok she is about to give Birth to a maybe future King or Queen,but untill she does,please give it a rest i think i may be needing Gas and Air and an epidural myself  i think i've gone into labour in sympathy with her   

Bah humbug!!!  

Back to my bouncing of excitement    

  I would like you to know that i did at the birth of my own have sympathy pains myself the cramps,oh the cramps,i shared the mask with my beloved and she shared her teeth with me on my hand as i remember  i wonder if Kate will take a Right Royal bite out of Wills hand to and call him a few choice names like thats the last time your coming near me im telling yer    

More than likely, giving birth isn't an event that's done with dignity  

Any news on the latest addition to the civil payments list yet?

No news yet

I've had a fiver on it being born left handed,short tongued and ginger...

i'm gonna be rich.

Awww! a baby boy! 8lbs 6oz

 

Any potential names being talked about yet?

Bless him...

George and Phillip have been 2 names some ppl are thinking, but there's Michael (Prince Michael) but they could break tradition and choose a modern name

 How about Humphrey  when he grew up we could all look forwards to a King Humphrey 1st   or Cecil,Ricky,Doug,Marmaduke  something original like  

*watch out! watch out! there's a Humphrey about!*

 We haven't had a King Fred yet have we   

congrats to the pair. do you think they have sound proof royal Labour rooms

Not surprised  

Stephen would be different, James would be nice or David

I doubt it Stumpy  

  Stump on my visits to the labour suits iv seen Grown men come out delivery rooms crying and judging from the Barrage of choice words that floated after them from their beloveds i don't think so,there's nothing yet invented that could sound proof a delivery room    

be nice if he got a nice English common name, was thinking of Alf (Alf Garnet)

  

Beaver i have seen a few births, the funniest was a lady asked me if i could get her some Guinness. I kind of repeated what she asked in amazement, then I learnt Guinness lots of iron

 Aye Stump you would need the Iron im sure of that   

King Alf  King Garnet  yeah got a ring to it

The only time I got a bit worried as a hospital porter was at The Royal Sussex, there was a Pakistani woman who was preggers and in a wheel chair and her waters had broke. Muggins got given the job of taking her to the maternity ward and I got her into the lift and she started oowing and arhrinng . I aksed if she was okey, and she looked at me with a really vacant look, and the oooing got really loud, and thought I hope she’s okay, when I got her to the maternity ward I learnt she didn’t speak or understand a word of English.