Kipper's for Tea..

Have you ever wonderd about kipper's
fresh smoked and from the sea
they started life as Herring's
untill they were hauled out the sea

The kipper Captain that caught them
took out his kipper boat
and found a load of Herring
a lot of them you see

The Captain of the Kipper boat
quitely sliped in his net's
and steamed around the Herring's
well he had a long net you see

He steathly hauled in his net
and strained his neck to see
if he had caught any Herring's
maybe two or three
his net was bulgeing at the seam's
the Herring were hauld aboard

The Captain raised a cheer
when he flogged this lot
he and his crew,would have a beer
then phone his wife his Dear

The Herring went for a smoke
and when they were all done
you and i we bought them
a feast for our Tum's
so now you know that kipper's
we all have for tea
are rearly great big Herring's
the kipper Captain caught at sea.

eww i so dislike any seafood

ile have your's then Tox lass,i bought 3pkt's of them today in little bag's with a nob of butter I shall endever to par take of said kipper in the morning for breakie's with a mug of Tea.

oh my bad how can u even eat fish for breakfast

i will stick wiv my cocopops

shoe's and sock's lay on the beach
a toe was submerged in the sea
a look of Horror came on a face
it was quite cold you see

a crab was lurking by a rock
which was quite near the sock's
it's nipper's were quite ready
to half hitch those sock's

befor the crab could grab them
the sock's were soon on feet
and so to was the crab
hanging grimly on a toe

Hopping up and down
the howl's of pain rung out
the crab let go of the toe
it's owner was old joe
his toe was all crisp and rosey
the crab was no were in sight
he had skipped back into the sea
on his way it said good night.

Tox my kitchen stink's of kipper's when iv had them,the only trouble i have is all the little bone's,soft and slimey they slide down a treat,fish oil is good for you,Omega 9 and 3

soz seafood is just gross

swimmin round in their own pee n poo

Ahr sea poo,yeah oh yeah added flavour to go with the salt and vinigar,oh to suck a prawn and a Welk,cockle's and Mussel's alive a live OH,Oyster's oh yeah Oyster's feel them slide down with a little black pepper and lemon juice,Octopuss,squid nibble a tentical scrummy,scrummy,,OH Yeah i love any thing from the sea,well its a kind of man thing i think,its a part of our prime evil hunting instint i think.