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PostSubject: cheese grater   cheese grater EmptyThu May 09, 2013 7:08 am

What did the blind man say when he was handed a cheese grater?

"Thats the most violent book I've ever read."
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laugh5 You Silly Goose!!!
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PostSubject: Re: cheese grater   cheese grater EmptyThu May 09, 2013 7:13 am

lol!
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PostSubject: Re: cheese grater   cheese grater EmptyThu May 09, 2013 7:13 am

This guy walks into a bar with this really great shirt on. The bartender goes, "Where'd you get the great shirt mate?" The man replies, "David Jones." This 2nd guy walks into the bar with really good pants on and the bartender goes "Where'd you get the great pants mate?" The man replies, " David Jones." This 3rd guy walks into the bar with really great shoes and sock on. The bartender goes, "Where'd you get the great shoes and socks mate?" The man replies, "David Jones." Then this 4th guy runs in naked and the bartender goes, "Look Who the hell are you mate?" And the naked guy says, "I'm David Jones!"
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PostSubject: Re: cheese grater   cheese grater EmptyThu May 09, 2013 7:33 am

lol!
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PostSubject: Re: cheese grater   cheese grater EmptyTue May 14, 2013 8:30 am

Americans have different ways of saying things. They say "elevator", we say "lift" ... they say "President", we say "stupid psychopathic git" --Alexi Sayle
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PostSubject: Re: cheese grater   cheese grater EmptyTue May 14, 2013 8:31 am

If your parents never had children, chances are you won't either.-- laugh5
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PostSubject: Re: cheese grater   cheese grater EmptySat May 25, 2013 8:37 am

How many balls of string would it take to reach the moon?
Just one if it's long enough!

What cheese is made backwards?
Edam?

This match won't light!
That's funny, it did this morning!

If Ireland sank into the sea, what county wouldn't sink?
Cork!
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PostSubject: Re: cheese grater   cheese grater EmptyThu Jun 20, 2013 8:02 am

The Bathtub Test

During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director, 'How do you determine whether or not a patient should be institutionalized?'

'Well,' said the Director, 'we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub.'

'Oh, I understand,' said the visitor. 'A normal person would use the bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup.'

 ''No,' said the Director. 'A normal person would pull the plug. Do you
 want a bed near the window?'
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