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PostSubject: Storyville   Storyville - Page 2 EmptySat May 04, 2013 8:54 am

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Arthur Crane walked into the Chinese bar and laid his small suitcase on the table. He ordered a light beer and reached inside his pocket to take out his pills. This was not going to end well, he just had that feeling. Arthur looked up at the funny shaped glass clock over the bar. 8:27PM, they should be here any minute. His drink arrived and he took a large gulp then wiped his mouth, just then the door opened............
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PostSubject: Re: Storyville   Storyville - Page 2 EmptyThu May 23, 2013 9:48 pm

Rolling Eyes cool2 Shocked Shocked Bystander turn's to his left watch's the Hermit's antic's then to his left the Jackson's jumping about like Kangeroo's on poggo stick's Shocked walk's across the road and take's a seat and order's a bowl of the Chink's soup,and sit's in disbeleaf slurping his soup while watching the mayhem taking place up and down the street and say's nowt at all,coss he is trying to blot out all the confussion that's taking place befor him,it's not real,not happening,if it is he is going to order another bowl of soup befor throwing himself under a bus to end this suffering,there again the Alien's from outspace may come to his rescue swooping down and beaming him up in their space ship and whisk him away to their plannet which support's two Sun's and half a dozen moon's in differing colour's and a sky as like a rainbow Shocked Shocked Hang on there one minute Shocked Has that Chink put some thing in his soup Shocked coss it seem's he is going of on a trip or some thing,Oh wow,WOWWIE,oh Man,i can see clearly now the rain has gone,all my inabission's have cleared,we all live in a Yellow submarine,picture's of matchstick men and me,oh yeah on the back of a flying ALbatross clutching my Teddy Shocked Yep that Chink has deffo put some thing in that SOUP. affraid
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PostSubject: Re: Storyville   Storyville - Page 2 EmptyMon Jun 24, 2013 5:34 am

Chinaman did put something in the soup -it was an age old root recipe to induce sleep called popofoofoulchopsing.It is an underground root long ago discovered in China during the construction of the great wall. The root has mysterious properties know to induce sleep and song writing capabilities.It enables the user to write songs during sleep dream phases .

The chineese used it centuries ago to write lullabies so to keep all those crying babies from creating massive noise which kept the wall builders up all night keeping them from their work.
It is because of the discovery of the mysterious underground root
that the Great Wall of China was constructed.POPOFOOFOULCHOPSING

Chinaman only had avery small amount of the coveted root he were saving for just the right ocasion. He decided THIS IS IT.
angry Chinaman decided one song is too little and wanted all those old farts to get on the same page and whip out many songs to create a block buster multi bi fold collective of  
songs that will sustain at least fifty shows to start with leading to a world wide never ending tour or at least untill IT IS OVER.

The root was the Chinamans lottery ticket and the circumstances were ripe for the pick'ens.
But the Chinaman had to find a way to get Elton's fat ass out from being stuck in the doorway.A pre condition for the root to work was sound sleep in just the right position.
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PostSubject: Re: Storyville   Storyville - Page 2 EmptyMon Jun 24, 2013 11:02 pm

All this Hullaballoo,alerted officer's of the Envirmeantal Health to swarm into Town,all convergeing on the small Resterant that was the source of this soup with the root that induced song's,and where Elton's Ass was lodged tight in the door frame,befor they could close the place down,a large batch of this condemed soup with the root was pumped down Elton's throat,,,,,all stood in wonder,,as sound's reminisant of distant thunder were heard eminateing from Elton's Trouser area,Take COVER,,,came the Cry and Terrified people up to 5 mile's of Elton's Ass dived for cover behind or under anything they could find for safty,the rumble grew louder and louder,Elton's Trouser's expanded out of all proportion's untill the stitchs could take no more,then with a mighty Thunderous clap,the stitchs burst forth,not unlike one his song's in the distant past,,,a large figure was reported flying at great speed,zig,zagging across the sky like a balloon expelling air,and every one knew he was free,the soup and the root had done it's durty work,Elton was free and 20 stone lighter as well,Doo,Doo, that reaked to high Heaven rained down upon the Town and every one got a bit as a souvenair of a Star of the Hit parade,,,Elton was free,the door frame was free,the soup with the root,well it's mystical propertie's was safe,the chink was arrested,and the envirmeantal team had one hell of a clean up job to do,the town would breath a sigh of relief,well it would when the clean up had finished,coss at the moment it could prove hazadous to one's health,as all settled down and a calme assumed the town,a shout of Eurreka was heard,some one had the pressence of mind to record every thing that happend,includeing all the scream's,the sound's of the explodeing Ass,the cry's of those effected,all put together it kind of made a rearly good backing  musical beat,it was relized right away that this could be a new Number One in the makeing.
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PostSubject: Re: Storyville   Storyville - Page 2 EmptyTue Jun 25, 2013 5:34 am

Dr. Hook caught the beat fast and coined a name fer it, the Foo fa foul fart beat he called that pronounced in continuum foofafaulfart beat.Too long said Hermen ,shorten it to foofafart beat.No said Eric Burden who walked in with those animals,foofafaulfart beat ,in the house of the rising fart beat.Paul Revier raised his sword than said me raiders thinks fofarfart beat sounds more catchy. 

Dr. Hook intercepted the argument saying, we got to clean up this act now. Here's the album title , Smelling like a rose in the Foofafaul fart beat .Wut's blow'en in the wind ,and wut comes around goes around !  Ya man song titles if pouring out like water flowing through a pipe.

House of the rising fart beat said Eric Burden. This is it,it's a hit.
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PostSubject: Re: Storyville   Storyville - Page 2 EmptyTue Jun 25, 2013 5:51 am

Madonna flew in on her broom after having caught wind of the wirlwind extravaganza in the making -Like a sturgeon, swimmimg close to yer heart in the fart beat.music

like a stur er er er er er geon music

I suppose if you ain't got one yer more inclined to attach yerself to it some kind of way ,said Elton, aside form that yer too old Madonna !
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PostSubject: Re: Storyville   Storyville - Page 2 EmptyTue Jun 25, 2013 5:55 am

Fat one to talk you are Elton John said Madonna.

Like a sturg er er er er geon swimming close to yer heart in the fart beat
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PostSubject: Re: Storyville   Storyville - Page 2 EmptyTue Jun 25, 2013 8:05 am

I Think that chink's soup with root in it,must have been used often befor in the past,a kind of not talked about amoung the musical fraternity circule so as to keep the root soup a secret only to the chossen few like,it's influenced great hit's of the past like the House of the riseing phew,It's blowing in the wind,A flushing is on my mind,Great sausage''s iv done in my time,and musical film's like The Great wafter,I go to the Hill's for fresh air,The three steamer's,Iv done one only for you,war epic's like The longest one,Mary's popping,one flew over the cuckoo's nest to name but a few,yes this root soup was sure hot stuff even with out chilli init.Shocked
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PostSubject: Re: Storyville   Storyville - Page 2 EmptyWed Jun 26, 2013 5:53 am

Yo bro's said Dr. Hook, Madonna may be on to something- she's up on u tube in her bathroom do'en the moves to the fart beat !

If she keeps it up ha ha ! she just might make it to cover of the rolling stone ,yea man she done it again ,even with Elton's fat ass blocking the doorway Madonna somehow managed to force her way in .

Yea man,she's do'en the fart beat moves.

Like a stur er er er geon in the fart beat. Yea catchy ,like catfish.
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PostSubject: Re: Storyville   Storyville - Page 2 EmptyWed Jun 26, 2013 5:57 am

YEOW said Elton, don't she look cute in  her braces and boots with a handfull of greese in her hair !
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PostSubject: Re: Storyville   Storyville - Page 2 EmptyWed Jun 26, 2013 8:44 am

Eric Burdon who fallowed in those animals said- I got it it- she's it, Madonna will be a star attraction in the house of the rising fart beat,she can do the fart beat moves in the opening introduction of the house of the rising fart beat.This is it, fifty shows or more.
Like s stur er er er er geon-, swimming close to yer heart in the fart beat.

On the other hand it could be the ruin of all us poor boys !

You mean like drove my chevy to the levy but the levy was dry said Dr. Hook ?

Yea, something like that said Eric Burdon.

There might not be any way to beat it said Paul Revier  unless of course me radiers step in to the moves.

Fifty shows said Hermin ,thats a lot of dirty danc'en ,I think Madonna's good fer the full length of the tour ! Like a stur er er er er geon -yea that's catchy.
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PostSubject: Re: Storyville   Storyville - Page 2 EmptyWed Jun 26, 2013 9:01 am

Shocked Rolling Eyes Suspect Would some please Shoot me!!!!!!! As in that well known song ,,,,,,I Carnt take this no more.Suspect
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PostSubject: Re: Storyville   Storyville - Page 2 EmptyWed Jun 26, 2013 3:33 pm

NEWS FLASH ***** @ CNN .com


IS MADONNA TOO OLD TO BOOTY POP ?

http://www.cnn.com/video/data/2.0/video/showbiz/2013/06/25/
sbt-madonna-booty-pop





we know the real reason for her dance moves !!!!!
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PostSubject: Re: Storyville   Storyville - Page 2 EmptyWed Jun 26, 2013 8:34 pm

Rolling Eyes I clicked on the link,Page not found Shocked Madona's not had implant's down there has she Shocked nothing would supprize me now a day's,just when i think iv seen most in my year's,yet some thing ell's crop's up cool2 if when im about ready to pop my clogg's in the future i see a pair of red shoe's cool2 im going to put them on and follow that yellow brick road and climb the stair case to the star's,just hope Saint Peter's book missed afew thing's along the way and i get to be told the pass word to unlock those Gate's or ile be on the lift going down,or as in the song High way to HELL,and then as the lift slowly begin's it's dissent a lonely Ballard of IT'S RAINING IN MY HEART angel3angelrainsad1
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PostSubject: Re: Storyville   Storyville - Page 2 EmptyThu Jun 27, 2013 3:46 am

It was up on cnn all day yesterday. I just used cnn's search box typed in madonna booty pop -it came up on a page with other stuff. The video went viral over the net.

http://www.cnn.com/video/data/2.0/video/showbiz/2013/06/25/sbt-,madonna-bootypop-video.hin.html




or use cnn's search bar.




type in madonna booty pop -use search bar on cnn's homepage.
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PostSubject: Re: Storyville   Storyville - Page 2 EmptyThu Jun 27, 2013 4:48 am

Rolling Eyes Shocked Still zilch im afraid,,,look's like we or im Bard or some thing cool2
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PostSubject: Re: Storyville   Storyville - Page 2 EmptyThu Jun 27, 2013 6:00 am

you tube has it up -type search madonna booty pops -is madonna too old to booty pop.


yer must see madonna work'en out the fart beat moves in her bathroom to see where the stories go'en. Madonna is out to steal the show. !!! or be center stage in all fifty of them !!!!


Like a stur er er er er geon !!!!



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PostSubject: Re: Storyville   Storyville - Page 2 EmptyThu Jun 27, 2013 7:00 am

Rolling Eyes Yep i got it now,Utube,yeah Booty pop's,mind she is still Fit for 50 but i dont think she should shake it to much on stage,mind saying that there's one Hell of lot of young lad's looking for Fit COUGER'S you know whistlewhistle
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PostSubject: Re: Storyville   Storyville - Page 2 EmptyThu Jun 27, 2013 5:59 pm

Some odd years ago Madonna arrived in London hot off the plane teddy bear in hand and dead bent on making a music career in Europe. There she stood teddy bear in hand starring up and down the tower of London. Who is to say what she was thinking, about the long tall tower .

Little do you know madonna still has that teddy bear and still keeps it close to her always. In fact the teddy bear was sitting erect on the toilet seat as madonna was working out the fart beat moves in her bathroom -or one of those . Booty pop, booty pop is what you heard her say but what was actually said though the last part deleeted from the video- is booty pop booty pop this is it -booty pop booty pop this is it.

You see madonna is actually a high fly'en witch who has sources of information out there -minions who keep her informed of wut's going on hot news wise. Madonna knew Elton john got his fat ass stuck in the doorway of chinamans house of watered down beer and soup kitchen when in hot persuit of songs not yet written.She knew wut was happening is really really big in fact too big for any one solo artist but not so big it's too hot to handle or get a handle on.

So madonna knew she had to get a jump on it. Bad to the bone she is.Her plan is to become center attraction in the action.Sge is out to create a kind of a fred asterian she devil dance & song act that completely spell binds the audience thereby placing her in a position to steal the whole show. This is why she hides in her bathroom with her teddy bear working out the fart beat dance moves. Her only obsticle as she sees it is Elton John who to this day remains on the charts.She feels secure in her opinion the rest of them are old has beens.

but the chinaman's secret soup is something madonna will love to have soul possission of,- and so she must find a way to make the chinaman service her.jocolor
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PostSubject: Re: Storyville   Storyville - Page 2 EmptyThu Jun 27, 2013 8:32 pm

ShockedShocked Rolling EyesSuspect Yeah well,eerrrmmm yeah what can i say to that Niagra my old mucker you,it seem's you got your ear to the pop scene then,been spying on Madonna and Teddy Gyrating in her Bathroom then have we,you old rogue you,(phist,phist Shocked got any picture's ah,ah.) well that chinaman's soup with the root would certainly boost her up,should keep her arthritic hip's going abit longer,dont know about her wobbley's tho,i mean it's well known that thing's tend to sink South over time,i recon she has minni pit prop's hidden under them and a reinforced Bra,not those cone one's she used to have Laughing well she won't beat Elton,even with his big ass,he just sit's there expending as little energy as he can playing that old joaner,she on the other hand has to go overboard shakeing her bit's while she still can with out any thing falling of or hitting the floor with all the saggy bit's,she should bow out gracefully and take up Bingo down at her local Derby and joan club with the other Biddie's,im sure the lad's there would all be rocking along with her in their zimmer's etc,leave the young un's alone i say,they got their own artist's their own age to oggle at and get their blood pressure rising along with some thing else that i can still remember whistle as for the Tower of London,Nar,she would not get to exited over the Tower of London,if the little Tower's on that were pecker's they would score a -6 out of 10 Shocked She was prob looking at the post office Tower or some other tall pecker shaped building.LaughingLaughing iv still got a load of old L.P'S record's of Madonna's,left with me that used to belong to one of my Girl's,that's all i heard at one time Madonna groaning on day and night on,and on Shocked i was glad when my lass got Married and stopped playing them,i carnt play them now myself as i dont posess a record player now thank God Wink
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PostSubject: Re: Storyville   Storyville - Page 2 EmptySat Jun 29, 2013 2:16 pm

Herman called a special secret meeting with his hermits and after the ordeal Herman called out to all the others-this is it-this is pure hermainian thought -we must spin off of a 90's hit song that turned into a international dance thing.Don't let the wind catch wind of me Achy Breaky Fart.

We'll have line dancing to it all over the world ! This is it-this is wut we must achieve Achy breaky. We must know and find out what Billy Ray Cyrus didn't know befer his dance moves caught on-Curus says it was pure accident or coincidence that the achy breaky dance caught on. Me sourses inform me that Billy Ray Cyrus was side stepping the natural act of breaking wind during a performance -aka running from or try'en to avoid letting one out and somehow his avoidence turned into national dance trend.

Booty pop booty pop this is it ,booty pop booty pop this is it. side step, center step back step, booty pop booty pop this is it.
Ther's the formula.

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PostSubject: Re: Storyville   Storyville - Page 2 EmptySat Jun 29, 2013 8:16 pm

Rolling Eyes Shocked So your saying then Niagra that Break dancing was an accidental act of trying to hold one in then,and seems your hinting the same to for Madonna's Booty pop thing Shocked Suspect well it seem's to have caught on to say the least,just that i would not want to be around with the finally when all that wind finally broke through cool2 that to put it mildly would be a move to far for my taste whistle whistle 
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PostSubject: Re: Storyville   Storyville - Page 2 EmptySun Jun 30, 2013 3:03 am

ok. google Billy Ray Cyrus Achy Breaky Heart.

u can listen to the song on you tube.

Than read a discription of how it took off and became a popular dance.

Billy Ray is a country music musician who's hit song made it's way into the pop /rock scene.

During a performance Cyrus did his little avoidance dance in effort to avoid breaking wind on stage and a new dance called achy breaky caught on like wild fire-peoples flocked to country & western pubs on Saturday nights to do the achy breaky dance.

It became a form of line dancing thus becoming a popular night out for folks.

The song went tripple platinum

Booty pop booty pop this is it booty pop booty pop this is it.


yer must catch up on it so google billy ray cyrus's achy breaky heart .

the next page is ready to go !!!


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PostSubject: Re: Storyville   Storyville - Page 2 EmptySun Jun 30, 2013 6:15 am

Rolling Eyes  Niagra i think they should rename it then to the Botty Burp shuffle i mean that's just gotta have that wiff of success about it and relaunch a star cool2 
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PostSubject: Re: Storyville   Storyville - Page 2 EmptySun Jun 30, 2013 4:21 pm

I dono beaver, people have been digging the beat -grooving to the beat,saying they like the beat -you ask what is it do you like about a song- ,it is on rare occasion anyone claims it's what the words are about- you know the message -the story to it.In most cases it's the beat -they dig those musical vibes -the tunes -the strings those drums- Maybe they catch the melody -you know beat it beat it beat it, easy to remember- I'm henery the 8th. I am, rocket man -ya man, so they don't know or many don't what it's really about- or it's the beat.

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PostSubject: Re: Storyville   Storyville - Page 2 EmptySun Jun 30, 2013 9:42 pm

Rolling Eyes  Niagra yeah man,im a knowing just where your coming from there,yeah not many delve into the wording of a song,the song's deeper inner meaning,and a great many do have a hidden meaning,some are obvious some are much,much harder to understand,some,their meaning is only rarely understood by the Artist themselves,until an explanation is told to the public at large,but as you say,it's the musical accompaniment,the Beat,does it make your feet move,are your toe's coming alive with a mind of their own,do you want to get up and hit that dance floor,shake der botty,move those hipp's man,do thing's on the Dance floor that Mummy and Daddy told you were Taboo,get a sweat on and love it,well to tell you the trueth,that last part is me,i know what i like and if the Beat,the sound hit's those part's enough to get me moving and smiling then they are good as far as im concerned,i use to look deeper into a song,but i cannot be bothered now,in the past there were some cracker's,like PICTURES OF MATCHSTICKMEN,LUCY IN THE STAR'S AND DIAMOND'S,SUPER TROOPER, ETC,The Stone's did a good one that you could follow and understand the gist of,SYMPATHY FOR THE DEVIL,AND ANGIE,yeah one could get lost in music,but any word's of whatever meaning in a song fall's on deaf ears if it hasn't got that something in the beat,and musical layout,that is what most are drawn to when choosing that record,cd,track or whatever.music cool1 
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