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If you had the chance to have other professions other than the the ones that you have had in your life what would they be??

I would loved to have been a nature photogragther !

eyeball collector n i wud keep them in a tank of water so they bobbed about

Boil lancer a Tenner a time £10.00

wild horse trader and card shark

A Centipede prosthetic leg fitter

professional complainer in kfc n pizzahut

KFC and Pizza bar Customer complaint's officer,our aim is to liston to our customer's

Maker of fine left handed Hammer's and spanner's

fag lighter...for all those who have trouble flickin their BIC

para medic resuscitator of Blue bottle fly's over come by mad House wife's fly spray's

goldfish hypnotizer

I tried that,to Hypnotize a Goldfish,but i had this sudden feeling i wonted to jump into the bowl and eat ant egg's the Goldfish was Ok but it seemed to have a big smile on it mush,but i soon knocked that of his mush i showed him a bag of oven chip's and pointed to the oven.

I fancy a go at swimming the Channel to France but was put of by my mate Otter joe,by the time he got half way he had passed 6 pakistani's,4 Afgan's,10 Nigerian's and afew other's going the other way so he gave up and joined them for the return swim.

duckling swimmin trainer

A jockey in the Greyhound Derby

trainer of new spacepeople from my cellar

zombienauts

  I hope my Girl's dont find my Cheq book or ile have a Bankbookofnaught's   

Doughnut hole puncher  

Any job title other than aircraft mechanic in July!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!