Buggy madness

Yesterday i was up in London, was aving a nice time. But we were sitting outside a pub aving a nice drink when this bloody woman (excuse my french) came past riding one of them buggy things, run over my toes ! i told her off and her language was terrible F ing this and F ing that, smoking and wearing sunglasses she was about 50 years old and wearing a David Essex t shirt. Anyway its not allways the younger generation that are rude, oldies like her can be too, oh yea one other thing, she was rubbing a Genies lamp thing ....weird

it was ladyg

and he wonders why I'm rude to him

You were in London and was too tightassed to invite me?? pffttt!

I'll let your tyres down if you keep on

I'll run over your hands next time

is it camouflaged lady g with a hint of pink do the cats sit in basket and go shopping with u

I don't like pink and I have thought about one of the cats going into the basket, she follows Christina to the shops

maybe ladyg shud have shiny tassels on her handlebars

A set of Moose anklers on the frount of it should work wonders for getting right of way in the suppermarket L.G

I can just see L.G Doing wheelie's on that down Croydon High street

or zippin down the aisles at asda or lidl strait thru the till wivout payin n then gettin a speedin ticket

She could run over the security man's foot and out pace him out of Tesco she better not go joy rideing or the police with throw a stinger out under her wheel's

i guess if she goes that fast the shiny tassels on the handlebars will fly off

^^^^^^

I was knocked over in the town center last year by one of those - and it hurt - the woman inferred it was my own fault!!!!

As I'v also been knocked sideways by a brakeless bike - on the pavement.....

Pandora let's all get one and play Dodgeum's on the High street's knocking Teenager's of their skate Board's and pinching ice cream's of them as well as we sail by

pfft no one pinchin my ice cream

OMG ! That reminds me, i got a tub of Ben n Jerrys in the fridge ! YAY !

Sorry this has nothing to do with buggy madness

You were saying Tox

u fatty u have two ice creams

I pinched them of Twin's

u stole ice creams from twins while they were lickin them in their pushcair

lools i hope they were covered in dribble

Nar they were hijacked from their little mitt's just at the moment their mum gave them to the little Darling's as my Gang and i swept past in our Mobility Scooter's