Itch. (posted on uk chat)

Itch

I was going to write some poetry
then I got a itch and had to scratch a spot on my body
the itch tried to run
I scratched after screaming chicken

I itched and itched
Here, there all the time the itch switched
I scratched after the itch
As if I was bewitched

Luckily for the itch I wasn’t double jointed
Come here you little sod I bleated
I’m going to get you soon
Talking to a itch, oh what a buffoon!

This was the itch of a lifetime
Such a itch can be a crime
Torments the tormented
Laughingly the itch knows it cant be sighted

At last I pinned that itch down
Made me look like a clown
Scratching away like mad
Now its over, god I’m glad

Beware of the itch
Trust me it will make you twitch
It will drive you insane
And leave you with a bloodstain

20/02/2012 © ® Jonathan Danyali

Stumpy after reading that i now find myself hard up against the door frame rubbing my back against it like mad,i feel like that Bear in jungle book having a scratch on a tree

Beaver. cheers

Its making me want to scratch already

Good poem though, i like it

Midnightiger, thank you

Like Oh Yeah man
kinda like you scratch my back
an ilea scratch your's like
i wish that i could play golf of scratch

beaver12 wrote:

Like Oh Yeah man
kinda like you scratch my back
an ilea scratch your's like
i wish that i could play golf of scratch

Nothing worse when you have an itch and beleive me iv'e had a few in my time

well iv got load's of resident flea's in my fur,iv tried drowning the bugger's but i think they snorkles or some thing,and by gum they dont half itch some time's,do you wont one as a pet Poppy

I love the way Poppy shares things with us

well if i give poppy all my flea's she can share them out with the rest of you if you like

flea's lol lop's we call them and when your itchy you feel loppy.

loppy thought you ment floppy gonna say that dose come with age to some you know

Was that really what you meant to say poppy?
Rather unfortunate choice of words, think i'll keep
my distance now!

Maybe you meant annoying itches? Cant think who might
give you those though lol

loppy beaver it was ment has hahaha

Poppy oh that's what you ment i was going to say i have those moment's when iv had to threaten it like but to be honest it behave's its self now aday's but i keep my beedy eye's on it all the same