Camera, Bottom, ave a quick look

So anyway...has anyone else had a camera PUSHED up their bottom ? Her indoors has gotta ave one RAMMED up there in a couple of weeks, just precautionary like.
If you've had one SHOVED up there, what was it like and did how long was it after could you GOBBLE up a nice meat pie or something ? She loves a nice pie.

Cant say ive ever had it done!

shes havin a camera up her butt for two weeks?

is it gonna be on tv on one of them real life tv programmes or caaualty or somethin

Is it a fly on the butt hole documentary?

Oh how rude !

Blame toxic. She put the idea into my head

See post title. You're welcome.

No camera up my bum, but not from lack of trying. :P

My mum had a endoscopy done, she said it's not very nice to have done and uncomfortable....not surprising, I've only had a gastroscopy done and refused sedation, soon wished I hadn't!!! They tell you the tube is no bigger than a little finger.....they LIE!!!!

well not to put to fine a point on it,i may well be in line for sutch a camera flowing the direction of my bum iv heard that biteing down hard on a log dose help some what

A log yeah?? I take it there was no pun intended in that?

No L.G.no pun intended,like i told you in mail,iv faild a bowl cancer test twice,and have got to go Hospital to see some one this Thursday,so i may well have to undergo such procedure my self.

I know honey, sorry xoxox me and my big foot trying to make light of it, not your results etc but the word log, I better shut up before I dig myself into a deeper hole

No your not diging no hole L.G. us Beavers are well use to biteing down on logs,so one more is not going to Hurt,said hopefully

Excellent bum chat everybody, tremendous, first class

Best thing you've said all day

Shut your face!

It sounds like your feeling better ! Very rude tonight !

Aggression is a good form of pain relief

Mr Cameron and his mates will soon ave you up and out to work

He's welcome to do that if he can help me to walk to the bus stop every morning and use public transport, and to make sure I have no stairs to walk up and down and a suitable chair for me...plus a nap time included as well

Sounds like your in training to be an MP, apart from the public transport bit, Yuck all those horrid working class people

Seriously, I'm missing my job badly, I hate being housebound, every day is the same and you have no life or anything to look forward to anymore...it's depressing.

Great News ! my girlfriends bottom tubes are all ok. Thought id mention it... As you were.

Glad to hear it,hope mine are this Wedensday afternoon