Beaver's Den

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Okies, been chatting with Beaver today, he's sent his love to us all, like us he's missing chatting and is patiently waiting for UKCB to return, he said he may pop in and give us all a fright but in the meantime this is our Beaver's Den for us to play in with a temporary beaver, never know our beaver might take a fancy to her.....or him    


    

^^^^^ life but not as used to know it

Phew!!!! Cant have survived that! But just incase
Im outta here!....................

Beaver calmely look's unruffled at the above then when peace again dominate's the Forum's casualy padle's across his pond heading for the farbank tree line to begin logging to patch up his Dam on the way casualy flip''s over to do the backstroke whistling a happy tune.

Backstroke! , that's it, keep looking up........meanwhile, on the far bank.....

You can log it
you can flog it
you can dog it
you can bog it
you can slog it
you can prog it
but you cannot see it if you fog it.

Blindsight is a tricky measure to fallowup on.

The waterrat knowing every inch of his domaine,let's the boy's play with their toy's and in the process they help the waterrat by knocking afew tree's down,thus saving the waterrat Teeth time and wear,even felling them so they fell into the water where they floated down stream and into the area's of the Dam that needed a patch on,Thank's Guy's

except for the one that looks like a log and floats like a log but has a bit of a ducky surprise fer yer

Time for the bouncing bomb ^^^^^^^^^^^^

Enter Guy Gibson and 617 Squadron "The Dambusters"!

Little did the two bomber's know,this pond and Dam was only one of a dozen or so diversonary one's cunning constructed by many other willing Beaver's who all Beavered away into the wee small hour's night after night thus when all Hell broke out they were all well prepeared inclueding this perticular Beaver who continue's to do the Backstroke some were up a side stream out of view calmely useing a nail file to manicure his nail's on his paw's and in a low key whistle a Happy Tune while gazeing intentivly at the Moon and star's above.

Little does the beaver know that operation clean sweep is on it all



there is noth'en down there that ain't visible

Just keep back stroking down stream...... right into the hands of them cajuns. They will make you squeal like a pig!
Or in this case squeal like a beaver

Little dose Niagra and Tiger know?????? The little critter's known as Beaver's are in actual fact a clandestine group landed on Earth by Aliens from outer space from the plannet Bev we are a Highly evolved life form far any thing known on Earth,so no matter what sort of Tecno instrumention these Earthling Bomber's are useing the Bev mothership which is at this moment in time in another plannetary orbit light year's from Earth yet even at this Distence can observe all going's on within the Beaver colony and all the attemp's by said Bomber's to disrupt the building of a peaceful Beaver dam colony,it can only be a matter of time befor another ship is sent forthwith to the plannet Earth to abduct these two and subject both to a right going over on the opp table,where all manner of object's will be pushed,pulled,twiddled with,and generaly messed about with in the name of interplannetory science,in other word's if you two dont take those bombs of your's else where and stop trying to breach my Dam,then all manner of unspeakable thing's will be done on said person's anatomy's and filmed to go on prime time interplannetary you've been framed TV Which is a top rated live show shown on every Major Tecno savie plannets in this and other plannetary star chart's you two have been warned any future hostile act's will be met by some probe being sent probeing in some of your most unspeakable area's of your anatomy's

LOL @ Squeals like a pig in the hands of cajuns!!!!

Beaver's dont do any thing of the kind i would like it known,it's an untruth.

Is that banjo playing i hear ......... unleash the dogs!

Yeeeeeeeeee Haaaaaaaaaaaa boy!

da'ts wut they all say. Da next thing ya know the beaver will be tell'en us bevers is a protected species.

Are we Niagra !!!!!!! ERRRMM YEAH ERRMM YEAH that's right we are a Protected spieces thank's for reminding me old boy by the way both of your name's have been noted and are to be added to the next adduction list next time the Mothership visits this plannet Earth,two sizeable log's have been shaped with care for inplant's which may make your eye's water some what,but if you grit your teeth so,,,,a feeling of well being will drift across your subconcious,but i must warn you both that this procedure may make you both walk funney for some time after,and your voices may be of a higher pitch to that as it is now,please dont be alarmed we are expert's with log's we know just what we are doing,,well i think we do,we may have to have a butcher's at the instruction book once or twice but if you just close your eye's and think of some thing else,then matter's can procede along a well worn path and be entered into the Anuale's of interplanitary science,under could have come a cropper

Here'a a little per-tection fer yer beaver

 


Boys will be boys  

Yes I quite like this cozy den  

  Hay Bever you down there ?