Beaver's Den

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Okies, been chatting with Beaver today, he's sent his love to us all, like us he's missing chatting and is patiently waiting for UKCB to return, he said he may pop in and give us all a fright but in the meantime this is our Beaver's Den for us to play in with a temporary beaver, never know our beaver might take a fancy to her.....or him    


    

 well there is one bunker on a course I and my son in law play that my son in law must love, because he all ways seems to end up in it and over the past couple years playing this course im sure that bunker has got deeper 

  maybe he should visit the whip it thread

 


 

when you dug yerself a hole you really need to scroll or find yerself a poll befer you meet the mole

whip it ,yea whip it

 Masochist golf     Ten lash's for every hole lost   you know that might just catch in in some circles 

 FOUR !!!!!!!!!!!

 well played Niagra  you won that hole    whip it,yeah whip it man

  hello there beaver

 just swimming by Niagra  chewing a bit of the old Maple log mi old mate

  we'll have none of this leisurely swimming along feeding yer face,throw away that maple log and step up the pace '

It's daily exercise time -step it up 

 

 Im conserving my strength and energy mi old mate, because in about a couple of hours time im off for a round of Golf    just a knock about because the Sun has made an appearance  at long last, its cold but the sun is out so its ball bashing time for a few hours and a good walk, think ile take my Binoculars with me as there are some interesting wild life knocking about on the course im going on and I don't mean courting couples before you ask  

 you don't hua, well I hard word about them swinging beavers -golf is it you say ?

 well I have been known to swing abit in mi younger day's but im staying mum on the word in case I incriminate myself and my off spring happen to read it   
I will admit to flashing to the Squirrels half way around though when im caught short and have to disappear into the bush's singing a happy tune but some times a frog or toad is in the right place at the  wrong time and gets a blasting

 


 


 

looks about right  

 Yeah well when I finished my game I felt like death warmed up,i was knickered  and my knee caps felt a bit sore ,no I was not kneeling on them looking for my ball,infact I needed a pint so as to recover, it was a bit wet and soggy still did not really enjoy the game as damp grass which was a little long slowed down the roll of the ball, never mind had a good walk and some fresh air.

  maybe what yer needing is  little spring board to warm it up a little 


 



just be sure yer doesn't catch the spring feaver beaver !

  Well I did forget to take my Hipflask with a little of the good stuff that warm's the cockles of a man's Heart come a cold day if that's what you mean Niagra

  yOOO beaver ,whats them there racoon perpetraitors do'en in there

They be young and free enjoying life while they can Niagra   remember when you were a young buck I do,the thing's you got up to that you one day tell your young uns not to do, that you hope that they don't find out that you once did  oh yeah they were the day's  but you just like every one to think that you never did any of that said with a Hallo hovering above your head like I do  

   


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 ^^^^^ mmm,lets see a 3.or a 4 iron,mmmm no I think ile live dangerously and go for it with 3 wood

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