Beaver's Den

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Okies, been chatting with Beaver today, he's sent his love to us all, like us he's missing chatting and is patiently waiting for UKCB to return, he said he may pop in and give us all a fright but in the meantime this is our Beaver's Den for us to play in with a temporary beaver, never know our beaver might take a fancy to her.....or him    


    

 

Is this a popcorn moment? 

      

 




 

 

Beaver you need to clean up in here it's filthy ....I can't even find a place to site down ..... you filthy Beaver  ewww    

  And the place is infested with flees

And rodents !!!!!! arrggg !.   ....oh wait ...that's just Beaver
 

 looks like da place needs a exterminator

 Any one want to play with mi fleas while I chew a Maple log on top of mi lodge   im having a none scratch flea moment 

I will scratch your fleas  for you Beaver .....I won't charge you to much for it  

 just send your bill to mi fleas Shy   im romantically involved  with a drop dead sexy maple log that im cradling in my webbed paws as I gently nibble sweet nothings all over it  come here sweet thing let me slowly remove that sweet delicious bark so to savour that sweet inner maple wood within, you sexy little log you  

 keep'en a sex log are yer ?
Whisper'en sweet nothings into yer log embark'en upon yer sexual endevors are yer.

Wut other kind of stuff do yer keep in da log ?

   Niagra    How very dare you   asking a lonely little beaver such intermit questions about his relationship with his beloved log

  Just fallowing orders beaver !




 

 
just reread Niagra's post up there    Nar wrong log Niagra  iv not kept a sex log since I was a Teenager  look i'll spell it out fer yer, see the pic over there <<<<<<<<<<<  the avatar like    its a Beaver right,an Beaver's love to chew on log's right   Now have we got that  Beavers/log's/chew on kind off  
love affair with a Maple log whispering sweet nothings to it as I peeled of its bark ok cappish  

Oh great! now we have a mafiosa beaver! 

 yes and the  mission is to get to da root of it

 
well know your talking Niagra  the root is the sweetest piece and the last to savour if you get mi drift like  well it was once upon a time but I think mi teeth have worn down a bit over the years  and what may I ask are you insinuating up there L.G. you know how angelic I am

  Hay Beaver-you in there ?

  Am I in there  Don't be personal Niagra she and I are just good friends    

Just stopped by to let ya know ther's a small army of rats just a little ways off over there>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> be'en lead by some strange look'en dude with a pipe wut makes a high pitch sound ,has a funny look'en hat on too-looks like they's look'en fer a place to hole up.

   Niagra rat's as you know get ever where, and if you don't watch it can bring the plague, the dude with the pipe and hat could be a Guy who will soon be on top of a bonfire come the 5thNovember

Fleas, rats......this place needs fumigating!