Old Mother Hubbard

Old Mother Hubbard

Old Mother Hubbard
Once had sex in the cupboard
This became a favourite past time
As she was in her prime
It is said she forgot to wed

It is said men use to wait in a queue
To have sex with you know who
No longer was sex in the cupboard
Even rumoured sex on the kitchen sideboard
She didn’t care men wanted her and she was adored

The more she got the more she wanted
Out of all the men she jousted with
Her favourite was one called Alfred
A goldsmith who was always forthwith
He died and left her all in his bequeath

Old mother Hubbard is still in her prime
Its said all can hear her chime
Oos and arhs could be heard non stop
The poor dog had been forgotten in this fairground
He is now being well fed in the local dog compound

©Copyright Jonathan Danyali 29/10/2012 All Rights Reserved®

Looooooooools!!!! Excellent!!!

wow a love ditty all about lady g

dont shoot poor chap he wrote that just for u and u know it took him hrs


now say sorry lady g

Are you still breathing after all that?

see u cant help be violent can you ladies on here i such a mis understood

Oh pfftttt! I don't think so!!

i am a little angel me

LG. Thank you, Have a nice weekend you 2

You're welcome, apologies for the scenes of violence that followed your poem....


Miikks fault

Looks like your having fun, dont let me stop you

Black and blue are Miikks favourite colours, I'm always happy to help ppl out

All this excessive use of baseball bats Lady G, do you maybe have a fetish
your not telling us about? Like errrrm Bondage?


The sound of paws and claws trying to grip bare varnished floorboards
as Tigger legs it!

i just think she kinky

Defo likes to give out the pain!
She the new Miss Whiplash!