valentines soon

On Valentines Day?

Valentines Day. Its got to be roses. Do women buy their lovers or hubbys a present for Valentines Day? Kiss and tell whats the most wackiest pressy you have gotten on valentines Day.

hm wud have to be a pair of poizen corset armwarmers

Ive got my looooooverly lady a signed framed photo of ...... ME ! It can go on the shrine that we've got devoted to ME in the bedroom. Allthough i had to put up my own shrine, you'd ave thought she'd ave done that.

if all you ladies on here could please send a c.v. to me i will look at them and if any are suitable i will let u have the pleasure of buying me a card and present all welcome but please understand i very busy so wont be able to get any of u a card

Obviously meandmybanjo means his bedroom is a shrine to him because it's got wall to wall and ceiling mirrors for him to keep looking at himself

and Miikk.......

No no the shrine is in her bedroom, well its not so much a shrine more a small set of shelves and at the moment its got dvd's an old freeview box and cook books on it. But im gonna get thats shrine up and running soon. Ave to sneak stuff onto it, some pictures, dentures, socket set...that kinda thing.

well lady g u aint gonna impress me enough for to get me a present if u keep getting kinky and hitting me

How exactly does one commission a shrine to one's self???

its easy bh i get u to do it

PFFFT! I don't work cheap you know

u get and a look in banjos room

I havent a clue as to what to buy for valentines day, its like a bunch of roses now cost a arm and leg,i worked it out, if i buy four bunches of roses in a year, thats more exspensive than a fridge / deep freezer.

There'll be trouble in Paradise for you if you don't get the missus roses

its going to be roses.

Think i'll buy her some pants, those ones from the tv series that was on last year, hand made in the North somewhere..kinky knickers they're called. Cant wait to rip em off !

i find the lack of presents to us lovely gents on here from you tight fisted women is awful

how about i use my tight fist to punch ur nose
if i do it 12 times u wud hav a dozen red noses

toxic just head butt me knees lol u will need a step ladder to each nose shor ty

Mrs, Lady G, What Mrs? The chance would be a fine thing.
Although i will be sending a secret valentine.
Shame she is 2 thousand miles away though!

Wherever have all the romantics gone?.

I was thinking of buying some gobstoppers, more than likely settle fpr pear drops, dont want to spoil now.

just kneel down mikk so i can reach ur nose