How To..........

Backfire flirting.....

How to backfire flirting to let the guy know to get the hell away:

Boy: Where have you been all my life?
Girl: Hiding from you.

Boy: Haven’t I seen you some place before?
Girl: Yes- that’s why I don’t go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I’ll go to mine.

Man: Hey baby, what’s your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: I’d go through anything for you.
Woman: Good! Then you can start by going through the door.

Man: How did you get to be so beautiful?
Woman: I must have been given your share.

Man: Go on, don’t be shy. Ask me out.
Woman: OK, get out.

Man:I think I could make you very happy.
Woman:Why? Are you leaving?

Man:What would you say if I asked you to marry me?
Woman: Nothing. I can’t talk and laugh at the same time.

1. People like you are the reason we have middle fingers.


2. Why Don’t You Slip Into Something More Comfortable. Like A Coma?



3. If you’re gonna be two faced.. At least try to make one pretty.



4. Don’t hate me because I’m beautiful, hate me because your boyfriend thinks I am.



5. I’m sorry, I’m a little busy. Can I ignore you later?



6.Are you always this stupid or are you making a special effort today?



7. And I thought I had problems? Look at your face!



8. Don’t let you mind wander – it’s far too small to be let out on its own.



9. Well, they do say opposites attract…so I sincerely hope you meet somebody who is attractive, honest, intelligent, and cultured.



10. Anybody who told you to be yourself simply couldn’t have given you worse advice.