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meandmybanjo

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PostSubject: Hi..im Ray.   Fri Aug 29, 2014 9:13 am

Hi, my names Ray, im 33, six foot 4 inches tall and looking for a nice young lady to go on cruises with. I enjoy ten pin bowling, igloo making and continental haircutting. If you'd like to meet up pm me and we'll arrange a date, please include a photo for obvious reasons.

Hugs and kisses

Ray xxx
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PostSubject: Re: Hi..im Ray.   Fri Aug 29, 2014 9:15 am

Are you a rich Ray?
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PostSubject: Re: Hi..im Ray.   Fri Aug 29, 2014 9:19 am

Yes im Rich, are you applying for a date with me ? I have all my own teeth well apart from 12 i had out last week... have you got money ? i really want someone with money.
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PostSubject: Re: Hi..im Ray.   Fri Aug 29, 2014 9:21 am

Ah well you'll have to send me a pic of yourself first before I decide to apply or not Rolling Eyes
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PostSubject: Re: Hi..im Ray.   Fri Aug 29, 2014 9:30 am

Im outside your house now, under the lampost in a mack and wearing a trillby, i look a bit like Fred Astaire..check me out...

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PostSubject: Re: Hi..im Ray.   Fri Aug 29, 2014 9:34 am

I think the Lurchers will be checking you out first lol!

and Fred Astaire was shorter than you.....twit!
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PostSubject: Re: Hi..im Ray.   Fri Aug 29, 2014 9:39 am

Oh i like Lurchers, my favourite Mutt... and was Fred short ?... Hmmm your sounding a bit old for me what with your knowledge of Fred Astaire height and all... Pm me you CV and ill check that out....you might ave to do  cool1
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PostSubject: Re: Hi..im Ray.   Fri Aug 29, 2014 9:43 am

Well I've just found out that you suffer with severe flatuence so 
I won't be applying....soweee!! 
But good luck on finding Miss Right lol!
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PostSubject: Re: Hi..im Ray.   Fri Aug 29, 2014 9:48 am

Could be usefull for blowing up balloons...see you hadnt thought it through,, anyway im sure to get plenty more offers.

Ps ive checked you out on Facebook and left you a unrelated message there..
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PostSubject: Re: Hi..im Ray.   Fri Aug 29, 2014 9:53 am

Blooming Facebook! whenever I decide to pop on there which is not
often everything's been changed, one time I had to search for my own 
profile because I couldn't find my wall Rolling Eyes
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PostSubject: Re: Hi..im Ray.   Fri Aug 29, 2014 9:55 am

Well you found my wall because you put a giant picture of a FARTING MAN ON IT !
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PostSubject: Re: Hi..im Ray.   Fri Aug 29, 2014 9:58 am

Because I can always sniff you out....I just follow the wafting trail lol!
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PostSubject: Re: Hi..im Ray.   Fri Aug 29, 2014 10:49 pm

meandmybanjo wrote:
Yes im Rich

I thought you were Ray?... make yer mind up.
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PostSubject: Re: Hi..im Ray.   Wed Sep 24, 2014 10:17 am

I am Ray, go and fiddle around with yer gay dog why dontcha !
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