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PostSubject: why oh why oh why   Mon Jun 09, 2014 9:18 am

Shocked iv been Gardening all afternoon, Hedge cut,Grass cut, swept up, picked up weeded, re-laid new slug pellets sunk two or three cans of Amber Necter  cooked dinner ate it sat out side in cool evening air knackered  Shocked why can not those boffins in the Gardening world  science  lab invent grass seed that grows no more than half and inch high crowds out weeds only needs cutting light trim once a year same to with the Hedge and then develop  flowers that when grown sort out those weeds that try growing up around them their selves with out any help from me  cool2 then I can get on with enjoying what bit of Summer we get here in England in peace  cool1  Shocked  right RANT OVER   brr
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PostSubject: Re: why oh why oh why   Mon Jun 09, 2014 9:22 am

Shocked knackered, cuppa then Bed I think  wakey
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PostSubject: Re: why oh why oh why   Mon Jun 09, 2014 12:01 pm

Have a good sleep Beav's 
here's a little something to help yer sleep


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PostSubject: Re: why oh why oh why   Mon Jun 09, 2014 9:17 pm

Sleep  Suspect  Rolling Eyes  scratch  Shocked  Shocked  Shocked  Sleep  Sleep  Sleep
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PostSubject: Re: why oh why oh why   Tue Jun 10, 2014 8:19 am

Gardening i hate it, give me just grass,
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PostSubject: Re: why oh why oh why   Tue Jun 10, 2014 9:14 am

what about that astro turf on footy grounds - does that grow cat 


anyway - what would a man do going to his mother-in-laws - he spends his time in the garden - scratch  and is highly regarded
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PostSubject: Re: why oh why oh why   Wed Jun 11, 2014 12:43 am

Rolling Eyes Well I discuss this subject of a man visiting his Mother in laws with gardening implements with the lads down the dog and duck and the consciences of opinion was that this was indeed ok and they thought she would agree to laying under the apple tree after they had dug her hole and buried her promising to lay fresh turf  and keep the grass cut on a regular basis  pig  Shocked  cool1
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PostSubject: Re: why oh why oh why   Wed Jun 11, 2014 5:36 pm

I use to like gardening, but its become such a frigging chore now!
The combination of rain and sunshine has turned it into the amazon. I have this fear of finding some little men in loin-cloths living at the back of the garage-hard to reach place, and decapitating one of them with the strimmer. That's why I don't do it...out of health and safety. Wink
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PostSubject: Re: why oh why oh why   Thu Jun 12, 2014 6:50 am

My "shared" garden - is a natural habitat - there's possibly specimens never recorded - and apparently there's 2 wells !!!

The side entry to access it gives me the creeps - I can just make out the top of my wooden bench -

I guess one day the H Officer will be on to me about it - in which case - she can divide it up so I can husband whats mine

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PostSubject: Re: why oh why oh why   Fri Jun 13, 2014 3:22 am

music 
oh iv push my mower into the unknown
send many a wierd bug a running
dodge blow pipe darts, and Tigers
and man eating snails,
iv even found long lost resting seats
and mystical wooden sheds
iv soldered  on in the summers heat
and collapsed knackered on my bed
oh im a man who ventures out
were many fear to tread
cos im the gardener yeah
a cotten pickin gardener oh yeah
look out there yer darn pesky ants
and yo there snail and slugs
yeah iv some pellets fer yer
yeah you when i am in the garden
look out cos yer dead meat yeah.
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