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PostSubject: Eurovision snog contest   Mon May 26, 2014 2:38 am

As it started yet?
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PostSubject: Re: Eurovision snog contest   Mon May 26, 2014 6:09 am

laugh5 Looks like I've turned up at the right time!!!

*pouts lips*  :kis2:
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PostSubject: Re: Eurovision snog contest   Mon May 26, 2014 7:35 am

Eurovision Snog Contest....count me in. I lurve snogging, don't even need to come up for Air!    cheers
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PostSubject: Re: Eurovision snog contest   Mon May 26, 2014 7:38 am

lol! I'm first in the queue!  hp2:
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PostSubject: Re: Eurovision snog contest   Mon May 26, 2014 9:36 am

affraid  wizzrd
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PostSubject: Re: Eurovision snog contest   Mon May 26, 2014 11:50 pm

Here... i forgot to say all blokes should stand in meandmyumbongos queue ..

I'm available for weddings,Barmitzvas,and fish slapping parties.

 :kis2:  :kis2:  :kis2:  :kis2:  :kis2:  :kis2:  :kis2:  :kis2: mwahhhhhh to all
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PostSubject: Re: Eurovision snog contest   Tue May 27, 2014 2:21 am

Awww! now you've dashed Beavers hopes.No
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PostSubject: Re: Eurovision snog contest   Tue May 27, 2014 5:09 am

i could be persuaded to turn the other cheek  Rolling Eyes  Rolling Eyes
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PostSubject: Re: Eurovision snog contest   Tue May 27, 2014 5:12 am

Rolling Eyes  Rolling Eyes iv got a cheek you can kiss  whistle
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PostSubject: Re: Eurovision snog contest   Tue May 27, 2014 5:15 am


Rolling Eyes Fish slapping is a good option though I like that.
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PostSubject: Re: Eurovision snog contest   Wed May 28, 2014 3:24 am

Hahahaha... I'm of to buy a pair of kippers for me and a sardine for my opponent...

brilliant video Beaver....
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PostSubject: Re: Eurovision snog contest   Wed May 28, 2014 10:20 am

Rolling Eyes Yes that was the revival of the ancient art of fish slapping videoed by the Monty Python  team   Laughing  since that video over 30+ years ago now fish slapping as taken the World by storm there are Slappers every where now a days all busy slapping away with their kippers, Herring and now even squids all though the use of squid is open to contention as its deemed to be a little un fair owing to the fact that by holding firmly the ends of the squids tentacles an unfair advantage in the form of extra speed during any such slap force exerted by the swing of said squid over the force generated by the kipper and the final Salmon cue de Grass  slap, officials are at this moment in time in deep discussion for a World wide ban on the use of squid during any such fish slapping dance all though many judges do I must admit like the ink stains left by the squid on the face of those slapped.  cool1  Basketball
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PostSubject: Re: Eurovision snog contest   Wed May 28, 2014 4:15 pm

Why have we gone from Kissing-To being slapped in the face with a Squid? Rolling Eyes
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PostSubject: Re: Eurovision snog contest   Wed May 28, 2014 8:43 pm

Rolling Eyes To answer the above as to why the thread went from snogging to fish slapping the answer is in Grumpy Gits comment as in.

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Subject: Re: Eurovision snog contest   Mon May 26, 2014 1:50 pm


Here... i forgot to say all blokes should stand in meandmyumbongos queue ..

I'm available for weddings,Barmitzvas,and fish slapping parties.

                mwahhhhhh to all
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PostSubject: Re: Eurovision snog contest   Wed May 28, 2014 8:51 pm

Rolling Eyes  Laughing  Laughing  im not against a snog or two infact it was one of my fav past times spent many a happy hour stuck to a pair of lovely lips   whistle  whistle  I love to go fishing also and have been known to give a nice big Carp a loving peck on those big rubbery lips before releasing that big Beautiful creation of Nature back into those depths from which it came   love
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PostSubject: Re: Eurovision snog contest   Wed May 28, 2014 9:01 pm

Aah fantastic ! Yes if I was to catch something as wild and free as your fish I would be inclined to give it a little peck too before returning him to his world.  Wink
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PostSubject: Re: Eurovision snog contest   Wed May 28, 2014 9:13 pm

Rolling Eyes  Shocked  Shocked  whistle 
ahar another Nature lover I see   cool1 Yes Nature dose out do its self some times with many wondrous things that can bring that loving feeling into one's heart  love its a gift that's what it is a gift  angel  angel3 


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PostSubject: Re: Eurovision snog contest   Wed May 28, 2014 9:57 pm

^^^
Shall i compare thee to a Carp
Oh to suffer the sling and arrows
of outrageous Halibut...

I reckon i'll leave the poetry to Beaver  emb2
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PostSubject: Re: Eurovision snog contest   Thu May 29, 2014 12:57 am

Just as I thought.... 'Much A Do About Nothing.'  whistle
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PostSubject: Re: Eurovision snog contest   Thu May 29, 2014 8:38 pm

Rolling Eyes Stop Carping on you two and go and sit in a dark corner and snog away to your Hearts content wear you lips out in peace, iv got some lips waiting for me up at the local ponds  cool2  Carp iv known a few, and iv caught and kissed so many to many to mention, and yes iv weighed the best and took some photo's, and know I look at them, and I remember, those nights I sat alone, and caught you my way  music
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PostSubject: Re: Eurovision snog contest   Thu May 29, 2014 9:09 pm

Excellent......LOL  wave
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PostSubject: Re: Eurovision snog contest   Fri May 30, 2014 6:05 am

Rolling Eyes 
 I might have an early night tonight feel proper tired so I may as well run into the bedroom and swan dive onto my bed and snog the stuffing out of my pillows then switch the Telly on and bore myself to sleep  wakey Dreaming of CARP.
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PostSubject: Re: Eurovision snog contest   Fri Jun 06, 2014 3:49 am

Too much preening and not enough puckering methinks...


Were are you of late Beaver?
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PostSubject: Re: Eurovision snog contest   Fri Jun 06, 2014 11:02 pm

I met this pint and her friends
some of them cans with inner attributes
i invited some cans to accompany me
on a night expedition with charcoal bill
and frinds edwina sausage, berger phil
and bacon an egg Sal the twin Sisters
of delight who took along their cob brothers
the night was hectic as between the rain
and visits to my rod then net of carp
all looking for a snog and cuddle before
release to tell their mates of their
passion on the lake side bank with the
lonely angler with pouting lips
then before dawn during a spell of clear
night sky when no rain fell drifted the
smell of a mobile Bar.B.Q
together with that lonely Angler all
partisipants in this night adventure
threw a breakfast party which lasted
till day break only interupted by
bite alarms ringing out that i had
yet another visitor to my rods
looking for a quick snog only this
time those lips where flavoured with
berger sausage bacon and egg with
a hint of jerk brown sauce
all scraps and left over cobs etc
were distributed amoung hunger ducks
who gate crashed the party.
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PostSubject: Re: Eurovision snog contest   Sun Jun 15, 2014 12:55 pm

can i join the snoggin fun
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