Mrs P is missing

   Ok whose nabbed our Mrs P. the one and only Pandora She seems to have made a run for it not seen her name as logging in for ages now same as afew more is some one doing them all in or what   and by the way it says its her Birthday coming up when is it by the way  

 I'll put a call in at the alien form outerspace abduction watch tower to find out if there have been any recent abductions reported.

 Check for any possible Cloning only original Mrs P accepted also do a de bugging sweep of site in case of Alien infiltration and abduction  squads are hiding in the shadows logging all new members details for said abduction activities  

       

Sorry - the aliens returned me   



I not been so well - back and forth - having my blood taken for testing - writing letters - and off loading so called "friends".

Seeing my family and your B day wishes really made my day  


I also began a springclean.......

  



where does all the "stuff" come from - everything harbours dust

 

 spring cleaning   

  

 

Love the pics
    


I'm sure I'l be glad when its done - BUT - I'm at the point of no return -

 

 


Day 3 of springclean - I'v done so much - I can't do any more today - it don't even look any better

 

 Don't despair Mrs P.    speaking as a member of the Male side of things and as you well know us males have never quite got the Hang of spring cleaning even summer and winter  cleaning for that matter, well not to the high standards you of the Female persuasion seem to have    I could be wrong but I swear blind that as I go around with the duster and wax polish etc  an unseen dust fairy follows me and sprinkles more dust about after iv dusted, I know this Fairy is there because I have seen its finger prints hear and there on light switches, door frames etc they just could not be mine could they       

Oh and  just for the record my mate who lives across from mine he has same problem and has come up with a novel idea of just letting new dust cover the old dirty dust the new dust is still dust but a much cleaner dust than the old dust  

 

I must come clean


This is the FIRST MAJOR clean since moving here to this slum in April 2012.


and it WAS FILTHY THEN 


Just got to put bath accessories back in bathroom - hoover and mop upper landing and all I'l have left is the big room I use as a bedsit

if I don't die first

I must have lost pounds 

 

 I Cannot complain really as iv only a small abode but big enough for the lad  and I, no stairs that's one thing, so don't take a lot to clean, but saying that I still have to keep on top of things as my lad is a messy bugger, I give him ear aggro often but he must have deaf ear's     one thing I like spotless is my cooker, don't like to leave splashes for very long after use    im just willing some one to invent some thing that eradicates the need to dust for more than a day if that's at all possible  

FINISHED  


I now have a CLEAN and shiny slum - it is a BIG flat - I also have use of half of garden - its huge and OVERGROWN - the passage to access it gives me the creeps -  

                   

THE GARDEN IS AT THE END OF THIS LONG DARK PASSAGE YOU MAY MEET OTHER RESIDENTS ALONG THE WAY WOOOOOOO,WOOOOOO.    

  Sorry about that Mrs P I could not resist a bit of boyish behaviour   but if its any consolation my garden is in need of some tender loving care now itself,the grass has grown so has the Hedge and I hear the mower and Hedge trimmers calling me from my shed       Tiss said there lurks a pre Historic Sabre tooth Tiger and giant spiders some  where deep in the farthest recesses of my front lawn   but I think it may be next doors Tabby cat hunting   least I hope it is. 

I went to town today and bought a pretty pink mouse with a lead for my computer -  the lead is TOO SHORT -

HELL - I'l have to go back tomorrow  

  give em hell about it too Pandora !

 I Bought the mouse I use from the pound shop £1.00p its a black one with see through sides and back which light up and flash red when in use im sure they also do  a pink one as well and they have lovely long leads  :cl1:not had any bother with it and you deffo could not argue about the price could you   also same place bought one of those laptop stands that lift up laptop so air can circulate underneath to aid cooling cheap but good so far  

I never gave the £1 shop a glance    for a mouse and I was in there too  

I ordered one from amazon  and a pussy cat mousemat 

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   of the mouse  


merlin isn't so delicate on my keyboard  

 

 


      

Yeah and when he has finished of this pussy yer can bring on da MOUSE...