Coming to England on the 11th

Im coming to Englnd NeXT week, 8 days hol, just to see family, got to go to Telford Central, never been anywhere near here before, this is going to be fun, booked my train fair on the net. London to Telford Central £12.50 driving to Sussex afterwards to do some painting, might pay to take my lappy, and see if anyone can sort it out

Excellent notion ,bring it with yer . also stop by beavers den and deliever this hot little item to him-      

  

Beaver im off to Telford central, never been there before, there for a couple of days then Down to Worthing, Sussex. for 6 days, do some shopping. I have to buy about 8 jars of marmite, and loads of instant whip

 Fixing a poorly laptop
1. Try going back in time to a period it was working fine
2.Try your installer disks again
3.last resort complete format uninstall and reload install disks
if above don't work go to number 4
4. find a High rise apartment block go to the top in lift
5.Make your way onto the roof and look down
6.Make sure No one is walking at the foot of said Building
7.Launch laptop into free fall mode
8.Trip to shops buy new laptop
9,   Sorted  

Stumpy is in Telford says its nice, no word about a sick laptop maybe he lost it at sea on way to Blighty  next stop Worthing Sussex he should have good weather forcast is good for foreseeable future   

Me source's tell me of good word that computer geeks are common place on trains
,something about the sounds of steel wheels on iron tracks that compells them to ride the rails with their lappy's !

Stumpy should have good luck with landing a seat next to geek who will be most willing to sort out his issues with his lappy !

All Stumpy has to do is sit there with his lappy open with a sincere look on his face
as if to communicate severe horror at being stumped by his lappy.

A geek will come to the rescue   

 Yep that's true Niagra but then again he might sit next to one who has just had an ear bashing from her that has to be obeyed  and is feeling less than obliging so he had better take a firm grip of his laptop as he hopes this Geek is of the mild tentative type or his lappy could end up as an unidentified flying object as its jettisoned from the train carriage open window   then again if it is to take to the air it may land in a field full of cows who might find a use for it to pass the time of day, so if we get some one sign up with an i.d of say moo mamma think on Son. 

You've no doubt had yer fare share of computer issues to deal with !   

 Some what I cant denie that Niagra and iv had my fare share of inventing a form of verbal language along the way that only means any thing to me    some say its a colourful kind of language but I was not sitting there with a painting kit at the time I invented said language     

Beaver. My laptop is sick, i cannot download a driver from samsungs site, i saw a the Wonder of the World in Telford, the Worlds first iron bridge bridge, i didnt even know there was one in Telford, i have been to a funeral, and kept off the net a lot, now i have just arrived in Worthing, Sussex, so hopefully will pop in each day until i get back to Denmark

Mac's are pretty good stumpy, a bit pricey but they are very good.

 Mac's yeah iv got a rain Mack January sale's 2004 come in handy this year with all that ruddy rain    

Back in Denmark now, been a heavy week, one funeral, and then one relation
WHO's not to well, have a feeling wont belong before one is back in England Again. But on a good note, tried stag whisky, its really good, brought a large bottle to take home  

You must hide that bottle for at least six months befor you even look at it.

The great whisky gooroo Saysamindo Suzukkii Yokomotoinski says so.

 Glad you enjoyed your Holiday Stumpy and got back to Denmark safely, Hope you enjoy your bottle of stag Whisky    I have a half full bottle of White & Mckay Glasgow Whisky I kind of like that one and Grants Whisky is another I like a 10/15 year old Malt    take a sip and tilt your head back and Gargle it at the back of your throat tickle yer tonsils then slowly swallow savour it enjoy it and don't rush it   oh yeah im a coming baby Dadda's coming ta free yea from that bottle  

Saysamindo Suzukkii Yokomotoinski the whisky goo roo will be coming to pay a visit to you Beaver so's yer can receive proper instruction in the art of appreciation in persuit of goodness and quality distilled accordingly in route down the avenues of sincere pondering of the highest order reaching puirity in thought process opening the gates to perfection

  

 Oh the gates of appreciation are a wide open Nigara, iv even brushed the teeth that reside with in that open appreciation gate and the tonsils of doom await to be tickled before dispatching the sacred spirit down into those dark depths to the vat of Human appreciation were justice is bestowed upon those Holy waters and the warmth of love will shine forth with every sip one takes A.Men ,,I say A.Men ta that Brother  

 so's yer say'en dat da uncouth is entitled to belt back what it plenty good ,I can relate to that meself , day goo roo guy can go stick it somewheres


  

 Yeah like go tell it on the Mountain and let my people go      

  Yer will be need'en a little sipp'en music fer that there bottle yer hord'en to yerself