The tale of the three wise men.

The moon shone brightly as three wise men one by one stumbled out of the Dog and Duck door into the crisp fresh air of the night and gazed at the bright star in the Heaven's above the star of India chip shop,were the three wise men did go,they each in turn ordered a kebab and chip's twice one for them selfs and one for her that has to be obayed so as to soffen the ear bashing that they knew that they would recieve upon entry to their respective abodes,for they said that they would only have a pint and be no later than an hour,and that hour now be three hour's ago,thus with heavey hearts but feeling none the worst for wear,they did go about their travel's and each in turn turned and waved as they entered their place of rest and the ear bashing rent the air on arrivel only to end as the gift of kebab and chip's was offered up as a token of love (the rest of what took place is censored ) and as the last of the three wise men did go in from the cold all was again still and the dog fox did follow the three wise men's scent trail hoping that a chip or two had fallen to earth, here endeth this story i just thought you may like a short story this cold night before you go and g et tucked up in bed.GOOD NIGHT ALL . 

 I must point out that I do not by no means know any of those three wise men portrayed in the above story and similarities that may link me to said three wise men and the star of India chip shop are purely coincidental, and to their wife's im totally and innocent party in the above events.   

 

 

LOL

Good one mate.  

A wise wise man would go home early and sober to his wife/partner complete with his own thoughts on what to do about supper. lol
Or is that just a foolish man?  

NOT foolish - wonderful - but knowing life - his wife wouldn't appreciate him -

  The above three wise men are just make be leave   as to my self I very rarely went out with out my other half we liked our company together it was a bond that lasted all way's, some couples are happy with that other's less so all I can say is it worked for us, the above is taken from some observation's over the  year's and listening to other men and women's tale's of the war of the sex's and just to have a laugh