The man who gave his all.

To those that doubt an evil that exists in the beyond in a void only ocupied by creature's who know of our own existance and are envious of our place in the make up and fabric of thing's,they strive for dominance and seek to ocupy our time and space thus seeking our elimination. Those that have encounted these dark forbodeing being's have much to fear,for they know that evil exists,and know their intention's if a foot hold is gained in this world and an opening, some call a portal were the army of the evil one stand poised for invasion and our destruction. Man kind look's for a saviour, a knight of light, dose such a man exist, leader's of the world look inward's scouring their relivent lands all looking for such a man with that rare power to repell the evil poised byond the portal screaming and baying with foul smelling stench of death of former victim's still imprinted about their armour, with most of the population of our World un aware of the Danger poised to strike, life continue's as before, then like a shaft of brillient light a magical thing happend, such a man was found in a most unlikely place, a TV studio, a man emerged that naturely commanded a dominance a man of such fortitude that those around him shake with forbodeing and shrink back with bowed heads as he spoke, a man of such self beleaf that no other in his eyes could match his fortitude and bravado,that man was thus summond and an account of the Danger posed to this World from those foul being's that linger waiting for the order to attack beyond the void, the World leader's of every Nation held their Breath's waiting upon his word.Would he or would he not accept this challange to save his fellow man kind from those foul evil one's, with a puffed up chest he so took up the fight for man kind and plunged into the portal were a great cry was heard a screaming so terrible that those within ear shot became ridgid with a terror not ever known before on this Earth in all its History, then it happend the portal began to shrink and as it did so one of the evil one's fell through and lay upon the ground screaming for mercy badly wonded and Terrorfied,then as the portal disapeared traping he that saved this world of ours in the beyoned, a silence fell upon the land, and the world leader's who had gathered to witness the battle of the evil one's looked down upon the now fast departing from life body of just one of those evil being's,and in his final gasp's for breath he asked who that man was, and told how this man fought not with the sword but with the power of his voice and comment and thus defeated all who stood before him,even the Great leader of that Evil army bowed down before him and handed him his sword,for now he that came from our World unto his World was now their undisputed leader now traped within their world for all time, and from this World a great cry of joy was heard,Tell me who this Man was asked the Demon chokeing with his last breaths of life, And the President of the United State's of America,and David Cameron looked down and said that man that gave his all and to which we are all thank full for saving this World of our's and also for staying there were he is now,was no other than Simon Carol of the X.Factor,,,Three cheer's,Ring out a round on the bells of saint Paul's .  

   The World again held it's breath, as a new portal slowly opened out side the United Nation's Building, and out stepped a Creature so Horrible that even Susan Boyal  was positively riveting  centre page material for play boy magazine   then the most amazing thing happened  it began crying and a Great wailing was heard the sound of which emanated from within the portal.
The Creature fell to it's scaly knee's and with pleading blood shot eye's begged the World leader's to once again take back that which came from our World unto their's,(Simon Carol ) the Creature was taken out into the outer limits of the City by men wearing Gas mask's to meet World leader's also wearing gas mask's as the Creature's body Oder was much to be desired, and a deal was struck which lead to the General public watching intently on their TV screen's seeing an array of box's  containing Gold bullion and precious  Gem stone's  being sent to our World from within the portal, then the public was witness to seeing a firm hand shake between Obama and Cameron with the Foul Creature  which then stepped back through the portal and then a bundle was pushed back to our World and lay upon the ground and with a promise that they would never again threaten our World the portal was closed and destroyed, move ment was seen from the bundle and a figure rose from the ground a little groggy seeing as how it had been drugged and from the shroud that encased the figure Simon Carol emerged which caused a gasp all around the known World and beyond and there followed a great weeping and wailing and the World sank into a depressed state at the prospect of again being tortured on our TV's by a return of the X Factor.  

Goldfinger!!  

Wish the Earth would open up and swallow David Cameron up!