Sex Statistics

FACT: 79,000,000 people are having sex-right now.
FACT: 58,000,000 are kissing.
FACT: 37,000,000 are relaxing after having sex.
FACT: 1 old person is reading emails.

You hang in there, Sunshine!  

Yayyy!! I'm part of the statistics......reading emails  

Its so good to have a rest   

 


 


 

   

darn im not doin any of that right now

 Have you lost your instruction book again Myra  

 well so have i   (part a.1 to b.2 or is that c.3  daub of oil,grease,or was that glue to part 3.a and e.4    ) Oh bugger i give up   

haha beav...i never got my instruction book

 Oh you poor little thing Myra,a Modern day lady and you did not get an instruction book on the Modern woman and Man  thats shocking especially since we live in the age of the computer  in my days life was hard i like to tell you we had to learn the hard way a shot in the dark we use to call it  we learnt by our mistakes some paid a high price until the baby reached the age of 16  but thats life so they say.  

Was that the era of the power cuts Beaver and instead of looking for the candles it was a case of an early night and tripping over the bedside cabinets?  

 Those were the days L.G.  and we had no need to visit the Gym cos we didnt half burn those calories off as well as the midnight oil   i seem to remember that the pharmacists had a higher than normal rate of selling vitamin pills and isotonic drinks and Ginseng etc by funny or not by Men who seemed to be looking a little pale and were looking for a systems boost to keep them going  like i said L.G. those were hard times indeed. 

I was still at school then so there were no naughties for me, but you do have my sympathies for the hard times endured then   

  The Men knew their Duty L.G. and under great adversity Soldiered on regardless  it was an epic feat but we marched on regardless to the undeniable stress we subjected ourselves to,all this just to keep the ladies from getting cold and frightened in the Dark cold nights deep under the Duvet   

i dint have a computer back then beav...i hadda learn on my own...besides i was too young to be readin books like that :P

 Myra  I too was an innocent little creature,in a World filled with Wolves,but it was even worse for my parents during those dark days and nights during WW2  and before anyone asks  no i have not got made by U.S.A stamped on my person just because a load of Airborne were billeted here on the Wollaton park land during this time,my Mummys Dad kept a close eye on her during those days i can assure you.   mind i was born just after that war  but one of my Sisters was born 1944    

beaver12 wrote:

  The Men knew their Duty L.G. and under great adversity Soldiered on regardless  it was an epic feat but we marched on regardless to the undeniable stress we subjected ourselves to,all this just to keep the ladies from getting cold and frightened in the Dark cold nights deep under the Duvet   

You should've been awarded the Victory Cross for your gallant bravery  

  Send an E.Mail to the Home office L.G. and suggest it to them,for actions above and beyond the call of Duty  I wonder just what the Male population was back then in this Country  hope they got enough of those Russian cannons to melt as they will need to make quite a few of those Medals L.G. as we were a Band of Brothers in sheets back then   

 

you're a very naughty beaver!  

 They all said that when i was a little boy L.G.  and at school,well everywhere rarely  but i was tamed for quite few years and i rarely behaved myself  beyond approach  but i'm wild again now  but the once youthful High jump is now more low a roll in the sand  but im now at that age were acting disgracefully is well accepted as in,oh look he is old enough to know better,should set an example to the young  well i am a shining example aren't i  

We all are Beaver   

            Yep so well behaved take note wippersnappers