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PostSubject: The Agony Aunt Page   Fri Sep 27, 2013 12:51 am

Okies who's first? angel2 whistle
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PostSubject: Re: The Agony Aunt Page   Fri Sep 27, 2013 2:49 am

sad1 Mi Telly is broke, sad1 I was watching the News this morning and it suddenly lost its signal sad1 tried every thing no good, will have to call a man that can I think, oh well looks like its the bedroom goggle box for a while for my lad and I rokinchr
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PostSubject: Re: The Agony Aunt Page   Fri Sep 27, 2013 3:00 am

Shocked

Problem solved lol!
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PostSubject: Re: The Agony Aunt Page   Fri Sep 27, 2013 3:02 am

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PostSubject: Re: The Agony Aunt Page   Fri Sep 27, 2013 3:05 am

Good this innit? hp2: 

Next!! Very Happy
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PostSubject: Re: The Agony Aunt Page   Fri Sep 27, 2013 3:33 am

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Iv got this here Agony Aunt that iv poured my soul out to and she says next Shocked I feel iv been let down she don't care Suspect a man and his Telly should never be parted and the remote should be lovingly stroked in a mans hand,can I get a second opium Shocked
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PostSubject: Re: The Agony Aunt Page   Fri Sep 27, 2013 4:01 am

Yes of course, but we don't do opium here, sorry lol!
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PostSubject: Re: The Agony Aunt Page   Fri Sep 27, 2013 7:13 am

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PostSubject: Re: The Agony Aunt Page   Fri Sep 27, 2013 7:14 am

You're hired! lol!
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PostSubject: Re: The Agony Aunt Page   Fri Sep 27, 2013 8:05 am

Rolling Eyes  I was in a rush so blame spellchecker L.G. hp2: Mrs P. Laughing are you two ganging up on poor little me a defenceless water creature a gift of Nature  how could you cool2
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PostSubject: Re: The Agony Aunt Page   Fri Sep 27, 2013 8:09 am

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PostSubject: Re: The Agony Aunt Page   Fri Sep 27, 2013 8:21 am

Shocked Rolling Eyes 
yeah now they both gone an run off,carnt have any fun cool1 best get of and get into my bed and slam the Telly on cool2 I wonder if paranormal witness is on tonight or time team whistle
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PostSubject: Re: The Agony Aunt Page   Fri Sep 27, 2013 9:34 pm

Well we can't stay open until late or we'd have the drunken louts pouring in....

the evils of alcohol eh? drink
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PostSubject: Re: The Agony Aunt Page   Fri Sep 27, 2013 9:42 pm

Rolling Eyes  I don't know about the evils of Alcohol but when I put my bedroom Telly on I watched Paranormal witness it was about a haunted restaurant, with an evil presence loose that had to be dispelled as it was causing mayhem to the staff at work there Twisted Evil even I felt cold while watching it Suspect
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PostSubject: Re: The Agony Aunt Page   Fri Sep 27, 2013 10:00 pm

I watched it, it started at 9pm, so you wouldn't go to Montelieones for dinner then? lol!
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PostSubject: Re: The Agony Aunt Page   Fri Sep 27, 2013 10:02 pm

Rolling Eyes I would now L.G. Very Happy
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PostSubject: Re: The Agony Aunt Page   Fri Sep 27, 2013 10:05 pm

Rolling Eyes There's a program on tonight 9.30 pm I think, that sounds interesting, about what the Vatican wants us not to know cool2 think I'll take a nosey at that one later on cool1
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PostSubject: Re: The Agony Aunt Page   Fri Sep 27, 2013 10:28 pm

Don't think I'll bother, the Vatican has loads of things they don't want ppl to know.
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PostSubject: Re: The Agony Aunt Page   Fri Sep 27, 2013 10:39 pm

Rolling Eyes  well im going to be nosey so im a watching it tonight get the juicy bits that they are trying to conceal from Joe public, well I bet they don't divulge much tho, but  im watching all the same.cool2
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PostSubject: Re: The Agony Aunt Page   Sat Sep 28, 2013 9:50 pm

I'm still waiting for more problems to solve whistle
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PostSubject: Re: The Agony Aunt Page   Sat Sep 28, 2013 11:26 pm

Rolling Eyes  jeezzee peeps, that program was about the Nights Templars and their hidden stash of Treasure that's suppose to be  buried either  here or on an Island of Nova scotia Shocked  not what I was expecting, so iv got to tune in again next week and see what they are on about then Shocked any way iv got this here problem with the lad Shocked iv told him that he is to change his socks on a daily basis and if needed more than once on hot sweaty days cool2 He seems to think that he should only change them every 4/5 days or should I say peel them of every 4/5 days his bedroom is like walking into a skunks meeting place on a steaming hot day when they are having a spray day session Suspect  any advice please cool1 whistle
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PostSubject: Re: The Agony Aunt Page   Sat Sep 28, 2013 11:29 pm

Oh that's easy....throw them all out, no socks, no pongy feet  Very Happy
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PostSubject: Re: The Agony Aunt Page   Sat Sep 28, 2013 11:36 pm

Wink Gottcha Wink well I think I may  have hit a raw nerve has he has informed me that he intends to go out later to release afew moths from his wallet and buy some new socks,we got this understanding he buys socks with a pattern on them,and I buy plain Black socks so as to not get his socks when they finaly find the washing machine and mine mixed up Suspect im not to keen on the thought of mistakenly putting a pair of his on Shocked mind I would know his socks any where they got holes in them I throw any of mine away that have holes in them.whistle
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PostSubject: Re: The Agony Aunt Page   Sat Sep 28, 2013 11:47 pm

If that doesn't work then get him the best xmas prezzie ever!

New socks
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PostSubject: Re: The Agony Aunt Page   Sat Sep 28, 2013 11:49 pm

Oh and a book of tips on How Not To Get A Girlfriend lol!
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