The Agony Aunt Page

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 Mi Telly is broke,  I was watching the News this morning and it suddenly lost its signal  tried every thing no good, will have to call a man that can I think, oh well looks like its the bedroom goggle box for a while for my lad and I

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Iv got this here Agony Aunt that iv poured my soul out to and she says next  I feel iv been let down she don't care  a man and his Telly should never be parted and the remote should be lovingly stroked in a mans hand,can I get a second opium

Yes of course, but we don't do opium here, sorry 

I'm willing to be assistant comforter

You're hired! 

  I was in a rush so blame spellchecker L.G.  Mrs P.  are you two ganging up on poor little me a defenceless water creature a gift of Nature  how could you

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yeah now they both gone an run off,carnt have any fun  best get of and get into my bed and slam the Telly on  I wonder if paranormal witness is on tonight or time team

Well we can't stay open until late or we'd have the drunken louts pouring in....

the evils of alcohol eh? 

  I don't know about the evils of Alcohol but when I put my bedroom Telly on I watched Paranormal witness it was about a haunted restaurant, with an evil presence loose that had to be dispelled as it was causing mayhem to the staff at work there  even I felt cold while watching it 

I watched it, it started at 9pm, so you wouldn't go to Montelieones for dinner then? 

 I would now L.G.

 There's a program on tonight 9.30 pm I think, that sounds interesting, about what the Vatican wants us not to know  think I'll take a nosey at that one later on

Don't think I'll bother, the Vatican has loads of things they don't want ppl to know.

  well im going to be nosey so im a watching it tonight get the juicy bits that they are trying to conceal from Joe public, well I bet they don't divulge much tho, but  im watching all the same.

I'm still waiting for more problems to solve 

  jeezzee peeps, that program was about the Nights Templars and their hidden stash of Treasure that's suppose to be  buried either  here or on an Island of Nova scotia   not what I was expecting, so iv got to tune in again next week and see what they are on about then  any way iv got this here problem with the lad  iv told him that he is to change his socks on a daily basis and if needed more than once on hot sweaty days  He seems to think that he should only change them every 4/5 days or should I say peel them of every 4/5 days his bedroom is like walking into a skunks meeting place on a steaming hot day when they are having a spray day session   any advice please  

Oh that's easy....throw them all out, no socks, no pongy feet  

 Gottcha  well I think I may  have hit a raw nerve has he has informed me that he intends to go out later to release afew moths from his wallet and buy some new socks,we got this understanding he buys socks with a pattern on them,and I buy plain Black socks so as to not get his socks when they finaly find the washing machine and mine mixed up  im not to keen on the thought of mistakenly putting a pair of his on  mind I would know his socks any where they got holes in them I throw any of mine away that have holes in them.

If that doesn't work then get him the best xmas prezzie ever!

New socks
Odour Eaters
Athletes Foot Powder
Downloaded pics of Trench Foot...framed!!

Oh and a book of tips on How Not To Get A Girlfriend