The U.S.A Mars exploration.

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 Well its been on the News about the U.S.A. Mar's mission, seems like they have been looking all over the place up there, trying to find evidence of any trace of Methain  gas   if they find such gas it could open up the possibility of life  well seeing as this gas is closely associated with waste by products including Human waste,and it seems that the rover they  have running around on Mar's has not found any trace of it  would it not be much better if they launched another mission to aim their efforts in the direction of  wait for it   URANUS    Im all most sure they may find what they are looking for blowing about some where around there. 

Beaver you're way overdue for a bath 

 
A Beaver is all ways in the bath L.G.  Its what Beavers do,apart from nawing on Tree trunks,we do have a flea problem tho,we spend many hours sitting on top of our lodges having a good old scratch oh mamma yeah its great  our webbed back paws can rearly hit the spot just like Carling beer can  but those canny water fleas can hang on to a pane of glass they are so dam good at it,so we just have an understanding,we are even on speaking terms,old jasper and his mates are a great bunch of water fleas they make friends very easily  L.G.

Fancy an all over crew cut? 

 Iv been offered a hot wax more times than I can remember L.G.but like iv said to those that offered wrong sort of Beaver it can rearly suit some but mine provides my water proofing and comes in handy during the winter time

Have a crew cut and be a marine beaver 

 
leave it on and be warm as toast  as for those other types of Beavers leave that alone to and use a map and a compass    to get to the intended destination like every one else  

Use a map and compass to get to the pet shop and buy some flea shampoo Fluffy Bum 

 There,there,that nasty L.G. didn't mean it,daddy would  not lather flea shampoo all over daddys little fleas would he :cl2:now look what you gone and done L.G.you gone and upset poor old jasper and  his mates,they think I don't love them no more,how could you.

Very easily Beaver, fleas are nasty...I once found a very young hedgehog outside my back door, it looked like it was in shock, first thing I did was de-flea it with flea spray, bloody 100s jumped off it!! 
I made him a bed of hay up in our shed, put him in it, left some cat food and water as well.

Next day, left the shed door open and off he wandered, fed and flealess 

 poor old jasper is crying his little flea eyes out now reading that L.G.He recons he may have knew some of those fleas,distant cousens maybe,says they prob only hitching a lift to the next Hedgehog its the way they get around like,we use cars they use Hogs pap,pap,honk,honk. 

Do you know that a kitten that's just a few weeks old can die if it's caught fleas from it's mum?

My Tibby was riddled with them when I got him, he was thin and tiny yet he was 6 weeks old, I bathed him in the sink and got rid of the fleas, if he had stayed at the place where I got him from he would've died, to look at him now you wouldn't believe he was that same cat that was so tiny and weak....fleas are nasty parasites as are ticks