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PostSubject: Computer Care   Sat Sep 07, 2013 1:48 am

If you have a cat - you would be well advised to keep your keyboard and printer covered when not in use.

Cat-Sick is never nice to clean up - furrballs etc - but imagine it getting into your keyboard/printer....


NO. He hasn't YET.

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PostSubject: Re: Computer Care   Sat Sep 07, 2013 1:52 am

Cat sick sick 

Furballs, grass and over-indulgence of biscuits sick sick sick
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PostSubject: Re: Computer Care   Sat Sep 07, 2013 1:55 am

.....and that particular slime affect


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PostSubject: Re: Computer Care   Sat Sep 07, 2013 1:57 am

A cats own ectoplasm sick
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PostSubject: Re: Computer Care   Sat Sep 07, 2013 1:59 am

The biscuits throw up is the worst....you get kitchen towel or loo paper to remove it from the floor or carpet....and it's still warm and gooey!!! Ewwww! Ewwww!!! sick
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PostSubject: Re: Computer Care   Sat Sep 07, 2013 2:03 am

I just KNOW you have a cat !!!


when you find an old bit - it scrapes up easily

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PostSubject: Re: Computer Care   Sat Sep 07, 2013 2:07 am

we have 5 laughing
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PostSubject: Re: Computer Care   Sat Sep 07, 2013 2:42 am

FIVE

Just enough room for you all in a double bed then

Five

that's 20 paw prints

5 tails rubbing your legs

5 "who done this" mysteries

5 getting up to open the door

5 X getting up to let them in

10 eyes watching your every move

10 ears listening out for your' entry to the kitchen and passing the word.....


FIVE

5 sets of innoculations

5 necks to squeeze antiflea treatment

5 personalities to deal with....

and FIVE who LOVE you

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PostSubject: Re: Computer Care   Sat Sep 07, 2013 3:13 am

Hell! my bedroom door stays shut....2 or 3 curl up with my daughter at night, one stays on guard outside my bedroom door and one sleeps downstairs lol! 

2 are hunters but there's one main culprit who thinks mice and birds are toys No 

The eldest is the typical Alpha male, the others don't dare argue with him laughing 

When we hear the biscuit box fall to the floor we know it's the Alpha male helping himself to the biscuits Very Happy 

They're all in at night as that's the mischief making time of day and the putting on of flea collars and flea drops has to be carried out in military fashion.....grab! pin to the floor and proceed with the collaring and drops....this action usually requires 2 ppl laughing 

and then there's the lining up at the sink armed with a flea comb for added measure Laughing 

and if you have a bag of cheese and onion crisps....lock yourself in the loo to eat them or you're surrounded......

Then there's the meat stick treats....again order has to be called so each cat has fair shares but we now have that in good order and don't risk losing our fingers and the the punch-ups and flying fur has now stopped....they have learnt to wait their turn lol! 

Overall it's great fun having 5 cats with different characters....the Alpha male even tries to share your bath with you lol!
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PostSubject: Re: Computer Care   Sat Sep 07, 2013 3:26 am

Many owners think bringing in live prey is a gift - IT IS'NT - its keeping the owners in their HUMAN place.



A friend of a friend has 5 cats - and a CATFLAP -

and I thought I was mad

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PostSubject: Re: Computer Care   Sat Sep 07, 2013 10:40 am

Shocked  Woof,Woof, whistle whistle
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PostSubject: Re: Computer Care   Sat Sep 07, 2013 5:44 pm

No my cat brings them in to play with....there's never a mark on them, we managed to rescue a baby house sparrow who had fallen from the nest trying to fly, kept him warm and gave him fluids, after 7hrs he had perked up and was trying his wings again....so my daughter took him outside and put him on the fence post, he was chirping away then an adult house sparrow appeared and we think he was the dad.
Anyway my daughter took the baby bird to the tree where the house sparrows all gather, she put him on a branch and he tested his wings and promptly fell off! lol! 
Eventually after a few times of being put on the branch he tested his wings again and flew to the guttertop of a house a couple of doors away, sitting there chirping away with the adult one.

An hour later my daughter went out to check if he was still there and he was sat on a satallite dish of another house and after a few minutes he flew to the tree, so that little bird had a happy ending unlike the others that have died of shock No 

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PostSubject: Re: Computer Care   Sat Sep 07, 2013 11:02 pm

Rolling Eyes  like Bowsie WoWsie L.G. hp2: im just off to do a bit of scent marking iv had a couple pints so iv got the ammo ready whistle  woofey,woof,woof,like bowsie wowsie woof,woof,,,,,,hang on a bit,,,,,right leg raise,right leg down,ok,left leg raise,left leg lower,ajusts underpants oils zip Laughing right im off cool1 look in all you cool cats im a coming wave
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PostSubject: Re: Computer Care   Sat Sep 07, 2013 11:06 pm

cool2 
Don't trip over a cat on your way out lol!
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PostSubject: Re: Computer Care   Sat Sep 07, 2013 11:09 pm

Rolling Eyes  Its a good job im useing my old lappy,its not got a camera  on it or there could be some blushing a going on,right zip up im off wave by whistle
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PostSubject: Re: Computer Care   Mon Sep 09, 2013 1:16 am

A few years back I recognised a man in the street clutching a box of whiskas in one hand - his other arm was bandaged - and upon my enquiry - it was broken -  he said his cat tripped him up


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PostSubject: Re: Computer Care   Mon Sep 09, 2013 1:38 am

My eldest cat is tripping risk, he's always by my feet wherever I walk and when I'm going up and down the stairs he walks right next to me in the same slow pace as me.....I look at him and say "are you taking the mick??" lol!
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PostSubject: Re: Computer Care   Mon Sep 09, 2013 7:08 am

Rolling Eyes Your kitty prob thinks you got 9.lifes like him/her Laughing or just plain loves yer Laughing
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PostSubject: Re: Computer Care   Mon Sep 09, 2013 8:11 am

He's very intuitive Beaver, before I had my mri scan last year he was constantly laying behind and against my lower back and I couldn't understand why he had suddenly started doing that, now I do.

If my daughter or myself are poorly in bed he stays with us all the time....year before last I was stuck in bed for 3 days, couldn't sit up let alone stand up, he was with me all the time, only left me to eat and go to the toilet and straight back again....he's a good cat Very Happy

The 2 kittens, they're 2yrs old now but we still call them the babies...when they arrived to us he watched over them all the time even in the garden, he washed them too lol and if the other cat walloped them he gave the cat a good spanking! laughing
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PostSubject: Re: Computer Care   Mon Sep 09, 2013 10:44 am

Rolling Eyes  when the children were little we had a dog,a medium sized hairy Mongerel Bitch,you name the breed there probley would have been some of their D.N.A. some where within her Laughing we called her Suesie,she was a great dog,when we all went out on trips here and there,she would round up and heard the children like they were sheep at the sheep dog trials,she was a propper second Mother to them she was,she to was attentive if any of us were ill,still miss her,my last dog i had which i lost not that long ago was also very attentive called him zack we were best of friends we were,one of my Daughters has cats three of them,iv never had cats,but i seem to get on with them as cats seem to like me for some reason,they say that cats have a scent gland on their forhead,if thats true then im well and truely marked for life,they like me to stroke them and love it when i run my hand right up their tails,they arch their backs as if it tickles them,and they wont leave me alone then,wouldnt have one tho,not having any more dogs for that matter,i have not got to think of them when i go out any more,so i can now go any were and not have to rush back for them.Shocked
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