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PostSubject: Rhyme The Words    Sun Sep 01, 2013 11:37 pm

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PostSubject: Re: Rhyme The Words    Tue May 13, 2014 7:25 pm

captain bigfoot that well known toe of the forests
the footprint of the wood lands
wanderer extraordinaire, the Ghost of Yellow stone
tale has it the smell of fresh baked blue berry pie 
is all it takes to bring him in close
but no one ever see's him take that pie 
is he also Will of the Whisp      cool1 

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PostSubject: Re: Rhyme The Words    Wed May 14, 2014 7:08 am

The Anorexic robot

Lay in his bamboo cot

Humming a little foxtrot

And thinking if only he had been born a astronaut

Laying there with tummy rot

Smelling like bull shot
Sadly the poor sod has had his lot

WHO got into maggies chambers
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PostSubject: Re: Rhyme The Words    Wed May 14, 2014 12:16 pm

WHO got into maggies chambers not I said john Major
she gave me the job when hers was robbed
by back stabbers that she employed
but the miners were ecstatic and made such a racket 
as they celebrated the night away.  laugh5 


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PostSubject: Re: Rhyme The Words    Sat May 17, 2014 12:59 am

Black eyed joe

Had a funny old bow

Reeled off a arrow

And shot off his toe
And his singing wasn’t anything like a virtuoso

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PostSubject: Re: Rhyme The Words    Sat May 17, 2014 2:21 am

Fiddle sticks and chop sticks 
stick shifts and  night sticks
fiddle dee dee fiddle dee da
fiddler on the roof
lights go out poof 
all because of one little note was a goof.


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PostSubject: Re: Rhyme The Words    Sat May 17, 2014 7:11 am

Rolling Eyes sea salt rock salt put it on yer chips
soak in some vinegar  proceed to eat yer chips
better served on news paper like in the olden days
read of the small print from yer fish oh I miss them old days 


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PostSubject: Re: Rhyme The Words    Sun May 18, 2014 5:26 pm

Anchors away boys 
set those sails with all yer joys
bring with yers yer favorite toys
much as it will annoys
those that take things too seriously 
or them that are looking fer things mysteriously
may well be annoyed with yer toys
and the joys you get out of them toys
and all the noise you make with those toys
and then there;s those anchor clankers
and rhinestone bankers
keystone tankers and hanker wankers
sailing,whaling and hailing 
least you forget bailing 
cause if you ferget to bail you might end up in davy jones jail
so have a seat ,take a load off yer feet maybe have something to eat
or just a treat .

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PostSubject: Re: Rhyme The Words    Sun May 18, 2014 11:11 pm

Rolling Eyes Stanly Wallbanger's cannon ball café,
profits slump as new kid on the block opens
Greasy Joe's  cloistral to order is on the scean 
clog your arteries the tasty way
give your teeth and stomach a treat
all hail the bacon & egg butty with lashings of butter
slurp in down with a mug of tea or coffee
want a menu then look on the wall 
Greasy Joe's not one to clean  up  cool1 

the armoured toe nail    pig
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PostSubject: Re: Rhyme The Words    Tue May 20, 2014 3:59 am

The armoured toe nail is a clipper used in da county jail
it is a battering ram that busts through those bars
to snip the dirty nails off bad guys bazaar
it's a lean mean clipping machine
keen on cleanliness lacking friendliness
it cuts them down till nothing is left
and dat's what they get fer being a guest.

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PostSubject: Re: Rhyme The Words    Tue May 20, 2014 10:58 pm

jail house rock imprinted with wormwood scrubs
all the way through the centre fit for the
sweet toothed prisoner day release food
keep them going till like the homing pigeon
they return to the roost with smiles on face's
a day well spent shop lifting in the high street
leaving jail house rock sticky finger prints   whistle 


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PostSubject: Re: Rhyme The Words    Sat May 31, 2014 8:16 am

The dive bombing sea gull 

Whose nickname was evil knivel

Beware of over flying dribble

As its smell is fatal

The smell will not be one of approval

 

Nettle wine
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PostSubject: Re: Rhyme The Words    Sat May 31, 2014 4:00 pm

Nettle wine off the vine of fine twine
nectors dew selective choice of the very few
too good they say for the likes of me or you
stored in golden jugs served on fine silver trays
kept very far away from common strays
common flounders they say not of caviare quality
a fine wine it must be straight off the twine
the thing about that twine is it ain't no grape vine.


Bathtub gin
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PostSubject: Re: Rhyme The Words    Sat Jun 14, 2014 7:52 am

Bathtub gin

Will leave you with a grin

I doubt if you will be able to walk straight

And you will look a right state

Your singing will sound like a broken violin

 

Bathtub gin

Might make you fart in sin

No one will come near you

No chance of a rescue

Cant remember anything from Led Zeppelin

Maggie Thatcher
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PostSubject: Re: Rhyme The Words    Sun Jun 15, 2014 2:58 am

Maggie Thatcher ther's no way to match her
some say it was her stature others wished to detatch her
they couldn't catch her though they did bash her
they continue to trash her hoping to stash her
they lash and trash through an unending stash 
it'a an ongoing theater production with a world wide cast.

Here today,gone tomorrow
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PostSubject: Re: Rhyme The Words    Mon Jun 16, 2014 5:53 am

Here today gone tomorrow

Typical what a fiasco

This has to be a no, no

Oh well never mind cheerio

Just think if we were living in Mexico

Tomorrow could well be a memento





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PostSubject: Re: Rhyme The Words    Mon Jun 16, 2014 5:54 am

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PostSubject: Re: Rhyme The Words    Mon Jun 16, 2014 4:08 pm

memento se se por favor concento centavo bravo
pistola motorolla  bowlla bowlla hola hola
por favor senior 2 rights than a left to the door
se se umbrae's senioretias   drink lots of tequila
calienta is hot so h is c and c is h hee hee
bandito's are cheato's sombrero for shade
the taco is no bell jocolor 


Good morning McDonalds
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PostSubject: Re: Rhyme The Words    Mon Jun 30, 2014 12:11 pm

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PostSubject: Re: Rhyme The Words    Mon Jun 30, 2014 8:29 pm

Rolling Eyes Good morning McDonalds, please take my order
chicken Nuggets an a beef pie
Heavy on the onion and don't spare on the peas
an double on the chips and gravy if you please
 Laughing 

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PostSubject: Re: Rhyme The Words    Tue Jul 01, 2014 6:21 am

jocolor Burnt toast on the east coast beaver is the host
but for most who tie up at the ol'e hitching post
it's all about a weenie roast 
and telling tall tales about sure fire ghosts
but beaver fooled them all by serving up burnt toast
and was given the title the ghostly host of burnt toast


Tall Paul at the shopping mall
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PostSubject: Re: Rhyme The Words    Wed Jul 02, 2014 10:39 am

Tall paul at the shopping mall
stood in wonder at the window
glittery goods all on display
Mothers with little tots going nuts
tills a rattling absorbing the cash
babies in Mother care with nappy rash
Tall Paul just stared in wonder
a shopping adventure he had some cash. cool2 


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PostSubject: Re: Rhyme The Words    Wed Jul 02, 2014 1:49 pm

earwig party at fat marty's hardy farty tarty 
fat marty's brother you know is farty hardy
so fat marty and farty hardy plan on sticking it yer ear at the earwig party
fat marty you know sits on farty hardy and farty hardy farts
 affraid and when he does those earwigs fly high in the sky 
and when those earwigs come down they get in yer hair
when yer sitten in a chair and that will make yer sware
and those earwigs get in yer beer so's you have no cheers
so welcome to the earwig party.

Sam the ram and Billy goat the kid
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PostSubject: Re: Rhyme The Words    Thu Jul 03, 2014 8:06 pm

Sam the ram and Billy goat the kid
also known as sweet Samantha and
Billy joe Doris known for His/Her
skills at Wardrobe High diving
and bed spring trampoline acrobatics
since retired owing to spring fatigue
and a certain Jamaican Goat curry.  Laughing  cln5: 



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PostSubject: Re: Rhyme The Words    Fri Jul 04, 2014 11:15 am

The winds of time passing through wind chimes
echoing change out on the plains and the grazing range
where cattle cross and no sheep are lost and highlands
and low lands amplify the sounds of the chimes in the times at the lines
where all must intersect and connect where the new and the old 
are the same through change one forward and one back 
never falling through the cracks because the winds of time
passing through the wind chimes created the bridge devine
leading to the grape vines all fine sweet necter detecter
should you become a defecter ?

 drink 


Maximillion Billion's prvilion
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PostSubject: Re: Rhyme The Words    Fri Jul 04, 2014 9:01 pm

Maximillion Billion's prvilion, gathering dust
been so long unused on the shelf,Fort knox assets
spare a penny Governor the poor man cries
Max sip's Champagne, watch's as the poor man die's
not a word for his epitaph, but that poor man
will have last laugh, as he above denigh's Max 
his Heavenly Gaff, no money can buy his way in
better to have put a penny in that old man's tin. angel  angel3 



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