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PostSubject: Rhyme The Words    Sun Sep 01, 2013 11:37 pm

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PostSubject: Re: Rhyme The Words    Wed Sep 04, 2013 8:46 am

Oooh! I forgot to put a new word! lol!

You choose a new one Stumpy Very Happy
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PostSubject: Re: Rhyme The Words    Wed Sep 04, 2013 9:21 am

LG tomorrow,  im too tired  Sleep
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PostSubject: Re: Rhyme The Words    Wed Sep 04, 2013 7:59 pm

Rolling Eyes Tomorrow im to tired. Laughing Laughing 

Tomorrow my love im to tired
i'll do it tomorrow i promice you
those words echoed in the ears
of his beloved,as she gazed out
of the window at the state of
the garden,the gate she could
hardly see for the state of the
hedge,she turned towards her
idle Husband and glared at him
he new he was in for it,so reluctantly
he went to the shed to retrive
the rusting Hedge cutters. hp2: 


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PostSubject: Re: Rhyme The Words    Thu Sep 05, 2013 11:11 am

The rusting hedge cutters
At one time had been good earners

They could snip away all day

And never a word did they say

The never moaned about the same work

They had disipline, not once did they ever go beserk

Now  they been left and neglected

It seems their cutting days have been ended

Poem I should of wrote last night about car



I want a shining car

a car that don’t look to bizarre

something with four wheels

a multi coloured car of pastille

 

Drive along the highway

sing along to Al Jolsen’s mam’ay 

feel the wing against my face

wouldn’t it be fun if one could pack it away in a suitcase
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PostSubject: Re: Rhyme The Words    Thu Sep 05, 2013 8:49 pm

Rolling Eyes  Stumpy the word is Camel matey,you got to make some thing up that goes with the last word given,the word is


Camel lol!  write your peice then leave a word for the next poster whistle
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PostSubject: Re: Rhyme The Words    Thu Sep 05, 2013 11:37 pm

Camel rides are bumpy
it's no wonder they're always humpy!
and if you approach them from the side
they turn around and spit in your eye Shocked 

Maybe they're always grumpy
because they smell
not too healthy
but introduce a female...
then it's soon rumpy pumpy!

Next word....Aromatic hp2:
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PostSubject: Re: Rhyme The Words    Fri Sep 06, 2013 4:39 am

Aromatic smells from the kitchen
drift and perfume the air
passing people sniff the air
ahr curry is on the menu
workmen digging roads
stop and sniff the air
drooling mouths and pleading eyes
rumbles come from their bellys
still an hour till work is done
and they can hot foot home
hopeing beoned hope that curry
is there to greet their home coming
some for disapointmeant,salad
a crispy load of weeds dont meet
a hard working mans needs. Shocked 

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PostSubject: Re: Rhyme The Words    Fri Sep 06, 2013 5:02 am

Combine harvester a farmers joy
Reaps the wheat when deployed
Just remember it's not a toy
Not a machine for a little boy.

Don't be in it's path
When in motion
And do not laugh
In such convulsion.

Farmer Giles will tell ye
"no fingers or thumbs
and scars on me bum...
all because I took a quick pee,
eee by gum!!"


Next word...Tripping Very Happy
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PostSubject: Re: Rhyme The Words    Fri Sep 06, 2013 5:21 am

Tripping and tumbleing through
the long grass,johnny chassed Sally
finaly coming to rest amoungst the
blue bells that carppeted the woodland
floor next to the field they had just
chassed each other across
panting they looked at each other
laughed,then Sally gave johnny a kiss
then ran like the wind along tree
clad paths with johnny in persuit
childhood antics rememberd. whistle 


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PostSubject: Re: Rhyme The Words    Fri Sep 06, 2013 5:35 am

Airport security is very tough
Scanners, sniffer dogs to catch you out
Opened suitcases rifling through your drawers
Suitcase lining checked for flaws.

Once checked in
You quitely grin
You hid the gin
In the airport bin! drink pln 

Next word....Runway
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PostSubject: Re: Rhyme The Words    Sat Sep 07, 2013 10:55 am

Runway disapearing lifting to the skys
metal bird with faces looking
climbing through the cloud
see glass glinting of houses as you pass
tiny ships like corks upon the sea
fly from rain and cold,an hour or two
to palme trees in the sun
to dip your toe in clear blue/green seas
sip sangria with lotts of ice. cool2 Wink 


sandcastles<<<<<<<<Wink
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PostSubject: Re: Rhyme The Words    Sat Sep 07, 2013 6:09 pm

Sandcastles stand tall and proud
A work of art by daddy and child,
All that's needed is a paper boat
To float on the sandcastle moat.

The tide slowly comes in
the fate of the sandcastle
about to begin.

Perfect little castle made of sand
begins to crumble by the sea's hand.

The child's joy turns to tears
but daddy smiles and calms her fears

"tomorrow is a new day
 so no more tears
 your next sandcastle forever will stay".

Next word.......Bucket Laughing
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PostSubject: Re: Rhyme The Words    Sat Sep 07, 2013 7:29 pm

Bucket and luck it running past Nantucket in the summers breeze geezz Louise growing peas beside the trees singing tunes amongst sand dunes waiting for granny who chassing the tranny looking for ducks short on bucks watching the trucks rolling down the road running over toads with such a big load already sold catching a fever gee wizz ther's bever building a dam over the top of sands with his bucket heading twords Nantuckett trees and peas what a treat whisteling a tune diging the beat over the hill and through the woods little red riding hood -ah, next word


Revolting !
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PostSubject: Re: Rhyme The Words    Sat Sep 07, 2013 7:38 pm

Revolting people
Too lazy to clean up their filth
Dirty sheets, dirty clothes
Their odour offends your nose.

But are they revolting?
They may need help
They could be ill and deteriorating
So we shouldn't judge.

Next word.......Cheerful Very Happy
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PostSubject: Re: Rhyme The Words    Sat Sep 07, 2013 10:51 pm

Cheerful bird song amoung the trees
gental breeze on Hot summers day
shelter under drooping branch
shaded from the heat
children playing on the grass
look the icecream van has come at last
ice cornetto with nuts please
lick the drips befor they hit your knees
think i'll have a nother please. icecrm 


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PostSubject: Re: Rhyme The Words    Sat Sep 07, 2013 11:16 pm

Oh oak tree, oh oak tree
How wise you can be
Please share your wisdom
Just with me.

Oh oak tree, oh oak tree
Please whisper to me
Is the Beaver drunk
And about to pee on your trunk? lol! lol! 

Next word....Esculator lgh6
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PostSubject: Re: Rhyme The Words    Sat Sep 07, 2013 11:22 pm

Rolling Eyes Shocked 
Esculator rideing up and down
silly old fart playing a round
surcurity guard with watchfull eye
waves a finger,be off your bard
stiff with a finger the old git replys
then legs quick befor he dies  whistle 


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PostSubject: Re: Rhyme The Words    Sat Sep 07, 2013 11:32 pm

Eventful life I have had
Various experiences all throughout
There's only one left
Which makes me sad
Every Saturday there's
Tears aplenty
Because I didn't win..

The flaming LOTTERY!!!!  sad1 

Next word.....Revolver
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PostSubject: Re: Rhyme The Words    Sun Sep 08, 2013 12:37 am

Do you remember the Beatles LP Revolver

I can remember the music quite well

The cover is a little bit of a blur

I bet today its still on sale

There’s one for you nineteen for me

I wish I had a yellow submarine

I use to sing this with a face full of acne

Luckily it cleared up when I was sixteen

I went to my doctor, doctor Robert

She use to make eyes squirt

She was known as cold fingers

One was left with the shivers

Never did meet Eleanor Rigby

I don’t think she was a nobody

Would of loved to have shared her company,

More than likely call me a cheeky monkey

NeXT Word monkey
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PostSubject: Re: Rhyme The Words    Sun Sep 08, 2013 8:05 am

Monkey,Monkey,why such a frown
sitting up High looking down
you got your Narners,and your Nuts
so why such sorrowful woful looks
this morning you were swing
in those trees,did you hurt your hairy knees
you cannoodled up for tree top love
all the troop were giving you whoops
did you get those sudden droops
either that or you got the fleas
or was that she Monkey just a tease Basketball 

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PostSubject: Re: Rhyme The Words    Mon Sep 09, 2013 1:26 am

Cockroach Ronny
Thinks he's funny
Dark and damp places he does hide
Night-time he then comes outside.

Scouring for food crumbs here and there
Leaving droppings everywhere
No-one likes Cockroach Ronny
and his mates
And call in the man who fumigates.

But sometimes Cockroach Ronny
Is very clever
He lives to tell the tale 
And makes another family with a new gal! affraid

Next word....Knickerbocker Glory lol!
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PostSubject: Re: Rhyme The Words    Mon Sep 09, 2013 6:50 am

Knicherbocker Glory,was a Gal called Mary
she chased all the lads,god that was scarey
dont get caught was the lads war cry
if she gets yer,you just might die
taking Ginsin proved no good
nights down the Gym even proved no good
her stamina was that of the S.A.S.
the lads carried a cyinide pill just in case
she mauld those poor lads,she showed
no remorse,she never found a lad who
could go the course,
now here she lay,at her final rest
at the end of a row of lads who faild her test.

lol! whistle 

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PostSubject: Re: Rhyme The Words    Mon Sep 09, 2013 6:52 am

Shocked ^^^^ Witchcraft.Shocked
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PostSubject: Re: Rhyme The Words    Thu Sep 12, 2013 10:18 am

cockroach Ronney

was really very angry

one could hear him stamping his feet

as he did his impersonation of a athlete

it was then that Ronny got trod on

by a escaping con

who had no brain but a lot of brawn

by the name of dipstick john


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PostSubject: Re: Rhyme The Words    Sun Sep 15, 2013 4:07 am

This could be fun hp2: 

Dipstick John
Is a lot of fun
His smile shines like the sun
His wallet holds a big ton.

But in the Dog and Duck
And it's his round
Before lightening has struck
The Beaver is nowhere found lol! 

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