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PostSubject: Rhyme The Words    Sun Sep 01, 2013 11:37 pm

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PostSubject: Re: Rhyme The Words    Fri Nov 22, 2013 7:16 am

Legs and pegs and things one begs could be an egg said Meg who is Maggie May
of yesterday morning but Rod said no there was no show because I wouldn't go against me wake up call and thats no stall it's just a way to avoid being malled .
Legs and pegs and things one begs ,could be an egg said Meg ,regular eggular pegular legs er,ah, ok

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PostSubject: Re: Rhyme The Words    Fri Nov 22, 2013 11:36 am

Rolling Eyes 
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Over coffee I gave it some thought
i had just come from town
and this is what i bought
a rubber chicken in tights and bra
now that i think has gone to far
but it looked so lonely sitting there
a rubber chicken with a funny stear
i had never seen a chicken in tights before
i think iv spent far to much time in that bar
its Christmas time a season for some fun
but looking at that chicken i think i was done.
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PostSubject: Re: Rhyme The Words    Fri Nov 22, 2013 11:37 am

Rolling Eyes oops iv done it again sorry Shocked 
next word is

star ship <<<<<<Wink
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PostSubject: Re: Rhyme The Words    Fri Nov 22, 2013 1:11 pm

Star ship fly's over a pit it's pilots name is Grumpy Git
All the star ship pilots know when gGrumpy Git gets the call
because of the way Grumpy Git spits out the cockpit which he barely fits
because his head hits the top of the pit and that ain't all of it
because in flight Gtumpy Git gets zitts wut looks like little bits
and spreads to his hips disrupting the trip makes him bite his lip
and that makes the star ship tip so's he calls the vip who always gives him the slip
than takes the dip as he sips from a cuppa checking his list get da jist ?


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PostSubject: Re: Rhyme The Words    Fri Nov 22, 2013 11:59 pm

Oven Baked and looking good
no one really understood
why cannibals ate long pig man
Baked not fried and not with chip's
they use to make a stew with man
until they saw that food fought back
they left a floater  turned the gravy
black,this was not to taste
so oven baked so no gravy laced.  sick 


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PostSubject: Re: Rhyme The Words    Sat Nov 23, 2013 10:38 am

Humbug pie something yer must try
covered with yer favoriate color shoe dye
run to the store be quick to buy
humbug pie and shoe dye
my oh my me humbug pie
tastes so good it's makes you cry
turns you into a funny guy
makes you get way too high
turns you meek and all too shy
makes you wonder why oh why.


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PostSubject: Re: Rhyme The Words    Sun Nov 24, 2013 11:18 pm

Phantom Mountain like a mirage
shimmering in the distance
real or not seen with a thirst crazed
minds eye, some  say climb it and you
enter eternity were the toils of life end
on the other side there be crystal clear
lakes and streams, fruit trees of every
kind,a place were peace is supreme.

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PostSubject: Re: Rhyme The Words    Mon Nov 25, 2013 5:42 pm

Figs are something one eats when tending to ones wig
only because the wig is part of a gig
you may ask what of this wig gig with those figs
and all the different kinds of floundering pigs
pigs that can wallow in those precious wigs
as they lay in comfort eating those figs
but pigs don't eat figs nor do they care about laying on wigs
aside form all that pigs have their own gigs
do the math you can call it trig
onometry so it is to the pig doing it's gig
with or without all those figs or those wigs
what you might say is in a pigs eye
or I'll believe it when I see pigs fly
And fly they do wearing wigs and eating figs
ending up in a brigg that isn't too big
waiting to dig a way out of the rigg
so whats a fig.


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PostSubject: Re: Rhyme The Words    Tue Nov 26, 2013 1:58 am

Rolling Eyes Shocked Rolling Eyes 
locomotive chuffing down the line
the driver I think has had to much wine
he is hanging of the fire plate
singing his head of and he thinks he is great
the stoker shovels the coals unto the fire
pulls the whistle cord lets it roar
yes the six five special coming down the line
and yes that diver he is feeling mighty fine.Basketball 

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PostSubject: Re: Rhyme The Words    Tue Nov 26, 2013 10:45 am

Bow Dangle rubber chicken was destined to do the tango
eating mango's creating a fandango
true to form before the storm a new dance conformed as it was born
The Bow Dango Mango Fandango Tango.
A flip start pop art fandango tango hit the charts
high in the sky did it's ratings fly
Bow Dango rubber chickens sweet mango Fandango Tango
and you can fly high in the sky if you try
just buy a mango from Bow Dango rubber chicken's supply
than you can do the fandango tango and that is no lie


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PostSubject: Re: Rhyme The Words    Tue Nov 26, 2013 11:06 am

super star had a new car
WHO he called blood clot bazaar
loved speeding along the highway
whilst singing the national Anthem of Norway
had dreams of being a singer in the zanzibar
he was a lousy singer
to some he was a poor Little blighter
he didnt know one Word of Norwegian
super star had a seedy pad in Brixton
as a charmer he was a failure

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PostSubject: Re: Rhyme The Words    Tue Nov 26, 2013 11:36 am

Charmer McGarner was known in boxing as the alarmer
one jab a polk than a punch and his opponent was dooly harmed
bells and whistles sirens and horns
all of which felt like thorney thorns
Charmer McGarmer who struck like lighting
to the crowd on hand he was terribly frightening
he would always insist that you catch his jist
when lightening strikes it's Charmer McGarmer
of that he will insist but to give it a twist
one fine day Charmer McGarmer walked into his own alarmer
the sky turned dark the clouds turned black as night
and Charmer McGarmer felt the fright
It was going to come down hard that he knew
And when lightening struck he knew what would come threw
stuck in it he was as though he were glued.
Charmer McGarmer became lightening stew.

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PostSubject: Re: Rhyme The Words    Wed Nov 27, 2013 12:12 am

Fair weather said the forecast Captain
but that swell looks like Hell
Darken sky's on the Horizon
fair weather my ass came the cry
batten down the Hatches
then all below, we will make port
tomorrow if all goes well
the sea swell grew
gulls flew high,Davy jones finger
beckoned,an invite to his locker
a promised berth on rocks below
where crabs and prawns and
the Barnacles will grow  Twisted Evil 

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PostSubject: Re: Rhyme The Words    Wed Nov 27, 2013 7:35 pm

Tiny Tim and his hair lipped pal Slim Jim were out on the rim
Ain't it a sin said Tiny Tim
No said Jim it ain't till we drink this gin
Gin said Tiny Tim with a grin ?
Ya gin said slim Jim got it straight out of the bin.
Heck of bin said Tiny Tim can ya do it agin ?
Slim chance on that said Jim with a grin
That's a sin said Tiny Tim out on the rim all in.


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PostSubject: Re: Rhyme The Words    Wed Nov 27, 2013 10:51 pm

Circling the perimeter of the camp
silent paws equipped with an array
of sharp claws, which drew in and out
of a fur sheath, eyes, staring eye's   
pieced the gloom, hunger drove the beast
to seek easy prey, the smell of human flesh
drifted through the jungle which drew him
to the camp, his fear of the fire animal
that flickered to and fro, brought him to
a halt, fear over came his hunger,and
silently he drew back into the night.
Twisted Evil 

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PostSubject: Re: Rhyme The Words    Thu Nov 28, 2013 8:16 am

The Hula hula girl was known for her swirl
all the time tending to her off kilter curls
inviting her friends to give it a whirl
but only the squirrels would give it a twirl
off kilter curls will make you sterile
said Fanny May Bumpkin sitting on her pumpkin
all the while wishing she had swirling curls like hula hula girl
Hulla hulla girl was known for her swirls
all the while tending to her off kilter curls
inviting her friends to give it a whirl
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PostSubject: Re: Rhyme The Words    Thu Nov 28, 2013 8:19 am

anticipation valley
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PostSubject: Re: Rhyme The Words    Thu Nov 28, 2013 9:18 am

Anticipation valley known to the lads
were sweet maidens danced and romanced
from high on the Hill was a bitter sweet pill
for they wanted to taste the delights
when ordered not to try or to get high
to drink tea with bromide instead
they lay in their bunks and smelt like skunks
knowing for the maidens their aroma
would just be a tad to high. sick 

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PostSubject: Re: Rhyme The Words    Thu Nov 28, 2013 10:10 am

Bamboozled was he who was forced to pay a fee
coin operated entry guarded by a sentry called a T-gee
why is this fee forced uoon me said he to T-Gee
because it was he who told me you must pay a fee said T-Gee
it was not I who said so he said this he you speak of is he dead?
alive and well of that be sure and pay the fee or there is no tour
who is he to force me to pay this fee said he who is he ?
he is the troll who makes you pay the toll
and if you don't you'll not reach yer goal.
like it or not so says the troll.

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PostSubject: Re: Rhyme The Words    Fri Nov 29, 2013 6:39 am

Waiting at the bus stop looking around
spots a wee good looking filly looking
looking me up and down
play mi cards right you will be in here son
so spured on shifted mi bum
going my way said casualy
one day when im dead came the reply
her eyes where Brown,with lips inviteing
she fancied me I could tell her reply was a ploy
the bus it did come and on she got
the driver said not you son the bus is full
so I just stood there watching her go
and her giving me the finger away you go. Shocked 

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PostSubject: Re: Rhyme The Words    Fri Nov 29, 2013 10:09 am

Winkel Pickershoes favored elevator shoes the colors of blues
He was also a hoodwinker who was much too much of a drinker
He sold blue shoes called them Uppatoo's
said those shoes take you higher than ever before
make people give you compliments galor
all of which lead to the sign on his door
Winkel Pickershoes evevator bule shoes galor
but winkle had a sinister twinkel in his eye
every time a short person came in his store to buy
come in a be a buyer it said on his flyer
I want to take you higher
I am no lier
Winkel's twinkel was all in the name
it is the Pickershoes part that brought him to fame
Pins and needles just like mosquitos
he did afix in the tips of those gyp's
Tickeling toes pickershoes a jabbing stabbing bad one he was
but after all he just wanted to give them a buzz

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PostSubject: Re: Rhyme The Words    Sat Nov 30, 2013 3:55 am

Train Station waiting freezing late again
leaf on the line to dangerous a line
take a seat freeze some more
plastic cup coffee antifreeze stew
British rail what do you do
price of a ticket gone through the roof
season ticket bank loan not enough
high speed rail coming your way
how much more will one have to pay.whistle 


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PostSubject: Re: Rhyme The Words    Mon Dec 02, 2013 1:49 pm

Sugar daddy was the addy used by Paddy the fatty
who's real name is Patrick Mountfattenbourg aka Paddy the fatty
whos daddy went by the name of Maddy the caddy
who's daddy was fatty caddy the tide of hope on the golf course
Hope of course is all Fatty Caddy ever offered because his
horse of course was lame as a result of a hole in one he stepped into
which caused the horse to fall on his bum hence fourth a new word was created
which as it so happens is bummer a term used to sum up something bad that happens that shouldn't have or wouldn't have if it were not for a thing called a bummer. Other words ,phrases sprung off of bummer such as the saying bumed out meaning somewhat depressed or stressed as was Fatty Caddy's lame horse when it stepped into a hole in one and fell on his bum.
All of this happened on hole number nine at the golf course and out it came the nine iron which as it turned out was no bum steer which became only too clear
unless of course you arrive at the nine hole which also happens to be a deer crossing at which point you toss the nine iron and change operational mode.
it is after all the golfers code perhaps not who knows .

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PostSubject: Re: Rhyme The Words    Wed Dec 18, 2013 9:02 am

Lady Volgaria
Came from the land of Bulgaria
She could shimmy and shake, and do the hop
And a cause a traffic stop
And all the motorists fell in love with her


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PostSubject: Re: Rhyme The Words    Wed Dec 18, 2013 9:03 am

Lady Volgaria
Came from the land of Bulgaria
She could shimmy and shake, and do the hop
And a cause a traffic stop
and all the moterists fell in love with her

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