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PostSubject: Rhyme The Words    Sun Sep 01, 2013 11:37 pm

Twinkle Very Happy


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PostSubject: Re: Rhyme The Words    Mon Sep 02, 2013 3:22 am

scratch 


E link el  seahrs
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PostSubject: Re: Rhyme The Words    Mon Sep 02, 2013 4:51 am

This is a bit pants isn't it? laughing 

Ok lets start again but just rhyme the words.............

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PostSubject: Re: Rhyme The Words    Mon Sep 02, 2013 5:02 am

seahrs 

scratch 

HELLO ephant :ccf: 

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PostSubject: Re: Rhyme The Words    Mon Sep 02, 2013 5:04 am

Rolling Eyes 

Ephant?????????

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PostSubject: Re: Rhyme The Words    Mon Sep 02, 2013 5:15 am

scratch  helloephant 
of course no such word lol!
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PostSubject: Re: Rhyme The Words    Mon Sep 02, 2013 5:23 am

Suspect 

Hydrant cool1
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PostSubject: Re: Rhyme The Words    Mon Sep 02, 2013 7:01 am

Rolling Eyes Hydrant in spring
hit by a lorry
to the air the spray
oh what a relief
cooled by the waters
from the Hydrant
on a Hot day No 

ok it was a bit crap
best i could do cool2
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PostSubject: Re: Rhyme The Words    Mon Sep 02, 2013 7:04 am

Rolling Eyes OH I FORGOT TO LEAVE A WORD.


Repent <<<<<<<<cool2
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PostSubject: Re: Rhyme The Words    Mon Sep 02, 2013 9:40 am

Repent at leisure
For our sinful deed,
But oh what pleasure
To fulfil our need.

A time to treasure.
A time to see,
Was it really so wrong
Of you and me?

Next word....Crooked.
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PostSubject: Re: Rhyme The Words    Mon Sep 02, 2013 10:09 pm

Crooked Rolling Eyes 

 crooked i here you say
iv not always been this way
once i ran and had a skip
untill not looking
i found a dip
like  a dove i flew unto
the ground,a broken hip
is what the doctor found.
 
lol! 

Daft  Laughing
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PostSubject: Re: Rhyme The Words    Mon Sep 02, 2013 10:59 pm

Daft as the clown
With the big red nose
But don't look down
At his pretty red rose.

But if you do
He'll wet your clothes
For the rose is not true
It's really a hose affraidrain 

next word....monkey
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PostSubject: Re: Rhyme The Words    Mon Sep 02, 2013 11:01 pm

Rolling Eyes Shocked ?????? AND

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PostSubject: Re: Rhyme The Words    Mon Sep 02, 2013 11:04 pm

Read up lol!
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PostSubject: Re: Rhyme The Words    Mon Sep 02, 2013 11:11 pm

Rolling Eyes Oh its late appereing
Monkey Shocked 

Monkey,monkey weres mi nuts
i wont mi nuts back you thieving
git,dont sit there giving me chatter
or i'll grab your nuts then
you would chatter cool1 


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PostSubject: Re: Rhyme The Words    Mon Sep 02, 2013 11:50 pm

Phantom, Phantom
Where are you?
Are you in the mist
Walking in the dew?

Phantom, Phantom
I see you
In the hazy mist
Or am I pis-ed???? drink 

Next word....Toad
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PostSubject: Re: Rhyme The Words    Tue Sep 03, 2013 12:12 am

Rolling Eyes 
Toad is in a hole,toad is in a hole
who cares said cock robin
i dont said Barny Badger
we saw him supping from a spilt glass
the Broad oak pub i think said molly
a squirel sitting in a tree,must be p..t
leave him there then said Mr fox
and so they did and all the forrest
slept soundly or would have but for
Toads constant drunken snoreing.
brr 

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PostSubject: Re: Rhyme The Words    Tue Sep 03, 2013 12:32 am

Lemonade in my vodka
with lots of ice and a slice,
A double vodka is my order
As it really is quite nice drink

So flash the cash
and buy a round
Then I must dash
Once no more cash is found rnd rnd rnd

Next word....bathtub
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PostSubject: Re: Rhyme The Words    Tue Sep 03, 2013 12:40 am

Rolling Eyes Once no more cash is found
just move on to fresher ground
vodka needs loads of fresh sterling notes
you dont get those from milking billy goats
move ye on and smell the air
the scent of cash must be some where
take note of who drives that flashy car
and were he is standing at the bar
flash those legs and twinkle your eyes
order a drink and guess who buys

lol! 

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PostSubject: Re: Rhyme The Words    Tue Sep 03, 2013 12:49 am

laughing 

But wtf has that got to do with my next word Bathtub? laugh5 laughing
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PostSubject: Re: Rhyme The Words    Tue Sep 03, 2013 1:03 am

Rolling Eyes  Well for your information my good lady,like befor the word was not visable on my screen at first for some reason,it kind of appeared later a good while later Shocked 

Bathtub three qaurters full bubbles
plastic ducks,and battle ships
even a submarine lurks down below
torpedos ready fire one,[botty burp]
fire two[another botty burb]
gas,gas,gas, [holds nose]
plastic battle ship sails out of bubbles
rolls over no surviviours Wink 


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PostSubject: Re: Rhyme The Words    Tue Sep 03, 2013 1:34 am

Hockey sticks are a lethal weapon,
Ground stick Ground stick Ground stick
WALLOP!!
The enemy's face looking sick
I sure did get that trollop!

Now the puc is all mine
Hockey stick aimed and strikes,
Little missile flying high
And dents her head my oh my! angel2 whistle 


Stockings.....so silky and smooth
The only lingerie
That makes men drool

Roll them on
Steady and slow
Suspenders clipped 
And ready to go

High heels is the final killer
And now awaiting
For the stocking filler.

Next word.....Toes
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PostSubject: Re: Rhyme The Words    Tue Sep 03, 2013 7:22 am

Rolling Eyes   Toes,chicken toes
scrapeing in the dust
the hen watchs for the farmer
to turn his back
then hit it ladies,the cock plays
his violin,the chicks they do the dance
the good ole Kentucky chicken dance
oh yeah there be an egg laying
come the morning sun,yee haaa

lol! 

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PostSubject: Re: Rhyme The Words    Tue Sep 03, 2013 7:55 am

Ice-cream in wafers
Ice-cream on sticks
Ice-cream in containers
Some Ben and Jerry at the flicks,

But when lights are out
Not even a light from afar
Why do Ben and Jerry
always end up down inside my bra?? Suspect 

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PostSubject: Re: Rhyme The Words    Wed Sep 04, 2013 8:42 am

It was said

She had many a bra

But not on the day she wed

Luckily the guests didn’t get lockjaw

 

She run up the aisle

And all the while

Heads bobbed up and down

False teeth made a cluttering sound

 

That day she regretted

The day she forgot her wedding bra

Her wedding gown was low cut

And they fell out when she got into the wedding car

 
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