Want to know what Tranny_Duck did today?

Allison got home from work to hear her smoke alarms going off, went in to find her flat full of smoke....Ducky had gone off to work leaving the pan on the still lit hob...

a definite numpty award for the duck 

  So its a week end painting etc and a long while as yet undetermind stay on the couch with constant cold looks and choice words not of the affectionate kind then L.G.

I think his mobile went on meltdown when Allison phoned him 

  Dose he understand Scotish thats spoken that fast L.G.   

If he had on his badge of identity he should be alright after the melt down  

  Niagra trying to calme down a Scotish lass when she is on a roll is just about impossible,you got more chance and longer time to cool down half a doz,Fukashima or chenoble Nuke Reactors on melt down  some say thats the real reason that the invadeing Roman legens of the past built Adrians wall cos they upset afew local scotish tribe women,it was said that when Soldiers of Rome learnt they were to be based up North on those Scotish Boarders they either threw them selfs on to their swords or volentaired to go into the Areana as Gladiators

 I know Allison, we met up a few years ago along with Banjo and Reiver and trust me the mobile signal masts would've been trembling with the colourful language!  

BLIDDY BLIDDY BLIDDY BLIDDY ! 

 Yep that's Allison