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PostSubject: Bluebottle Joe.   Fri Aug 09, 2013 9:39 am

This was inspired by Meandmybanjos spider thread lol! 





Blue bottle joe and green bottle lill
out on a loving trip some meat to blow
three thousand kids need plenty to eat
but they ain't gonna blow on old Teds feet
the pong was just right,but his feet
put them off,so onwards they flew

a corps to find so to fulfill their lust
while looking into her eyes
joe was caught in a web
and was eaten by a spider by the name
of Steve,poor Green bottle lill was heart
broken,full of grief,but ten seconds later
she found Sid what a relief,

They both flew on and found a corpse on the ground
in raptures of love they made love on the wing
but were picked off by wilf a wasp with a sting
they had found that meat to blow of her eggs
but now they are served up at a wasp form
of Gregs,

Written 8/8/13 Beaver 12 Laughing Laughing whistle 
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PostSubject: Re: Bluebottle Joe.   Fri Aug 09, 2013 11:43 am

Very good Laughing 
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PostSubject: Re: Bluebottle Joe.   Fri Aug 09, 2013 1:41 pm

Poor old joe he got it first but he may have bought it because of his insatiable thrist
But in the blink of an eye though none too keen green bottle Lill was soon to be seen
By Sid don't you know who was looking for a thrill then suddenly there was Lill
Off they went till death did do them part which happens to be right where it starts.
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PostSubject: Re: Bluebottle Joe.   Fri Aug 09, 2013 8:22 pm

Rolling Eyes Shocked Shocked Suspect 
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PostSubject: Re: Bluebottle Joe.   Fri Aug 09, 2013 11:12 pm

Yeah Wilf takes no crap from anyone! bounce 

Good old Wilf!
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PostSubject: Re: Bluebottle Joe.   Sat Aug 10, 2013 2:58 am

bat3 Rolling Eyes 
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PostSubject: Re: Bluebottle Joe.   Sat Aug 10, 2013 3:16 am

blue bottle joe had a line to tow when he tilled the field with his hoe but don't you know old blue bottle joe had nothing to show from tilling with his hoe so he found him a bow and set out to the woods to see how it would go.
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PostSubject: Re: Bluebottle Joe.   Sat Aug 10, 2013 3:19 am

Rolling Eyes Thats amazing Niagra Shocked iv never seen a Blue Bottle use a Bow and arrow before Shocked  Must be apache Blue Bottles cool2 
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PostSubject: Re: Bluebottle Joe.   Sat Aug 10, 2013 3:28 am

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bat3 Rolling Eyes 
laugh5 laughing laugh5 laughing laugh5 
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PostSubject: Re: Bluebottle Joe.   Sat Aug 10, 2013 3:52 am

cool2 Suspect 
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PostSubject: Re: Bluebottle Joe.   Sat Aug 10, 2013 4:06 am

You gotta love Wilf the Wasp lol! 
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PostSubject: Re: Bluebottle Joe.   Sat Aug 10, 2013 4:14 am

Rolling Eyes Iv got a can of wasp spray ready for when i see any round my Bins Shocked Many years ago when i use to go Match fishing on the river Trent etc,i use to collect wasp nests cool2 infact i use to go out looking for them Wink nobble the wasps and dig up the nests,they are cracking bait for catching chub etc with Wink i won a few matches using them which put a few spondulys in mi wallet tup 
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PostSubject: Re: Bluebottle Joe.   Sat Aug 10, 2013 4:46 am

You won't get Wilf, he's indestructable lol! 
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PostSubject: Re: Bluebottle Joe.   Sat Aug 10, 2013 4:50 am

Rolling Eyes Good he will stay on mi Hook longer then L.G.whistle 
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PostSubject: Re: Bluebottle Joe.   Sat Aug 10, 2013 5:07 am

I don't think so, Wilf's a good shot with his stinger whistle 
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PostSubject: Re: Bluebottle Joe.   Sat Aug 10, 2013 5:13 am

Rolling Eyes one squirt from this here can and he is mine,then he's chub meat whistle 
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PostSubject: Re: Bluebottle Joe.   Sat Aug 10, 2013 5:19 am

Oh please!! All that will probably do is give him wind but it could make him faster than a speeding bullet with his stinger! whistle 
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PostSubject: Re: Bluebottle Joe.   Sat Aug 10, 2013 5:36 am

:ccf: Tea up L.G. wave 
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PostSubject: Re: Bluebottle Joe.   Sat Aug 10, 2013 5:40 am

Thank you! :ccf: :kis1: happy 
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PostSubject: Re: Bluebottle Joe.   Mon Aug 12, 2013 6:29 am

Beaver. Very good
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PostSubject: Re: Bluebottle Joe.   Mon Aug 12, 2013 11:08 am

Rolling Eyes Thank you stumpy it was worth a laugh writting it Laughing Laughing 
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