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PostSubject: Sex Statistics    Thu Aug 08, 2013 11:50 pm

FACT: 79,000,000 people are having sex-right now.
FACT: 58,000,000 are kissing.
FACT: 37,000,000 are relaxing after having sex.
FACT: 1 old person is reading emails.

You hang in there, Sunshine! laughing 
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PostSubject: Re: Sex Statistics    Fri Aug 09, 2013 12:52 am

Yayyy!! I'm part of the statistics......reading emails hp2: 
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PostSubject: Re: Sex Statistics    Fri Aug 09, 2013 4:17 am

Its so good to have a rest whistle whistle 
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PostSubject: Re: Sex Statistics    Mon Aug 12, 2013 7:21 am

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PostSubject: Re: Sex Statistics    Mon Aug 12, 2013 11:12 am

Rolling Eyes affraid affraid 
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PostSubject: Re: Sex Statistics    Wed Aug 14, 2013 2:26 am

darn im not doin any of that right now
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PostSubject: Re: Sex Statistics    Wed Aug 14, 2013 3:52 am

Rolling Eyes Have you lost your instruction book again Myra whistle 

cool2 well so have i Shocked Shocked (part a.1 to b.2 or is that c.3 Shocked daub of oil,grease,or was that glue to part 3.a and e.4 cool2 Shocked Shocked ) Oh bugger i give up brr brr 
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PostSubject: Re: Sex Statistics    Wed Aug 14, 2013 12:43 pm

haha beav...i never got my instruction book
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PostSubject: Re: Sex Statistics    Thu Aug 15, 2013 12:10 am

Rolling Eyes Oh you poor little thing Myra,a Modern day lady and you did not get an instruction book on the Modern woman and Man Shocked thats shocking especially since we live in the age of the computer Suspect in my days life was hard i like to tell you we had to learn the hard way a shot in the dark we use to call it Wink we learnt by our mistakes some paid a high price until the baby reached the age of 16 cool2 but thats life so they say.whistle whistle 
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PostSubject: Re: Sex Statistics    Thu Aug 15, 2013 12:13 am

Was that the era of the power cuts Beaver and instead of looking for the candles it was a case of an early night and tripping over the bedside cabinets? lol! 
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PostSubject: Re: Sex Statistics    Thu Aug 15, 2013 12:20 am

Rolling Eyes Those were the days L.G.Laughing Laughing and we had no need to visit the Gym cos we didnt half burn those calories off as well as the midnight oil whistle whistle i seem to remember that the pharmacists had a higher than normal rate of selling vitamin pills and isotonic drinks and Ginseng etc by funny or not by Men who seemed to be looking a little pale and were looking for a systems boost to keep them going whistle like i said L.G. those were hard times indeed.cool2 
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PostSubject: Re: Sex Statistics    Thu Aug 15, 2013 12:37 am

I was still at school then so there were no naughties for me, but you do have my sympathies for the hard times endured then laugh5 laughing 
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PostSubject: Re: Sex Statistics    Thu Aug 15, 2013 10:10 am

Rolling Eyes  The Men knew their Duty L.G. and under great adversity Soldiered on regardless tup it was an epic feat but we marched on regardless to the undeniable stress we subjected ourselves to,all this just to keep the ladies from getting cold and frightened in the Dark cold nights deep under the Duvet angel angel 
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PostSubject: Re: Sex Statistics    Thu Aug 15, 2013 1:04 pm

i dint have a computer back then beav...i hadda learn on my own...besides i was too young to be readin books like that :P
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PostSubject: Re: Sex Statistics    Thu Aug 15, 2013 6:39 pm

Rolling Eyes Myra cool2 I too was an innocent little creature,in a World filled with Wolves,but it was even worse for my parents during those dark days and nights during WW2 cool2 and before anyone asks Shocked no i have not got made by U.S.A stamped on my person just because a load of Airborne were billeted here on the Wollaton park land during this time,my Mummys Dad kept a close eye on her during those days i can assure you.cool1 cool1 Wink mind i was born just after that war Wink but one of my Sisters was born 1944 whistle whistle lol! 
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PostSubject: Re: Sex Statistics    Thu Aug 15, 2013 9:16 pm

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Rolling Eyes  The Men knew their Duty L.G. and under great adversity Soldiered on regardless tup it was an epic feat but we marched on regardless to the undeniable stress we subjected ourselves to,all this just to keep the ladies from getting cold and frightened in the Dark cold nights deep under the Duvet angel angel 
You should've been awarded the Victory Cross for your gallant bravery lol! 
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PostSubject: Re: Sex Statistics    Fri Aug 16, 2013 1:35 am

Rolling Eyes Laughing Send an E.Mail to the Home office L.G. and suggest it to them,for actions above and beyond the call of Duty cool1 I wonder just what the Male population was back then in this Country Shocked hope they got enough of those Russian cannons to melt as they will need to make quite a few of those Medals L.G. as we were a Band of Brothers in sheets back then cool1 cool1 
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PostSubject: Re: Sex Statistics    Fri Aug 16, 2013 7:18 am

lol! 

you're a very naughty beaver! laughing 
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PostSubject: Re: Sex Statistics    Sun Aug 18, 2013 3:27 am

Rolling Eyes They all said that when i was a little boy L.G. Shocked and at school,well everywhere rarely Suspect but i was tamed for quite few years and i rarely behaved myself Wink beyond approach Shocked but i'm wild again now Wink but the once youthful High jump is now more low a roll in the sand rokinchr but im now at that age were acting disgracefully is well accepted as in,oh look he is old enough to know better,should set an example to the young rokinchr well i am a shining example aren't i drnk4: 
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PostSubject: Re: Sex Statistics    Sun Aug 18, 2013 3:29 am

We all are Beaver angel2 whistle 
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PostSubject: Re: Sex Statistics    Sun Aug 18, 2013 3:36 am

Rolling Eyes cool1 brr scfwav bat1 bat2 dn1 dn2 drnk4: cncn rnd  Yep so well behaved take note wippersnappers rokinchr 
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