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PostSubject: Bullfrogs & B. Jobs   Sun Aug 04, 2013 9:17 pm

Bullfrogs & B. Jobs....

A woman went into a store to buy her husband a pet for his birthday.
After looking around, she found that all the pets were very expensive.

She told the clerk she wanted to buy a pet, but she didn't want to spend a fortune.

'Well,' said the clerk, 'I have a very large bullfrog.
They say it's been trained to give B. jobs!'

'Blow jobs!' the woman replied..

'It hasn't been proved but we've sold 30 of them this month,' he said.

The woman thought it would be a great gag Gift, and what if it's true ... no more b. jobs for her! She bought the frog.

When she explained Froggy's ability to her husband, he was extremely skeptical and laughed it off.

The woman went to bed happy, thinking she may never need to perform this less than riveting act again.

In the middle of the night, she was awakened by the noise of pots and pans flying every where, making hellacious banging and crashing sounds.

She ran downstairs to the kitchen, only to find her husband and the frog reading cook books.

'What are you two doing at this hour?' she asked.


The husband replied, 'If I can teach this frog to cook, your ass is gone.
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PostSubject: Re: Bullfrogs & B. Jobs   Sun Aug 04, 2013 10:53 pm

Rolling Eyes So No flies on Him then Stumpy whistle whistle lol! 
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PostSubject: Re: Bullfrogs & B. Jobs   Sun Aug 04, 2013 10:55 pm

Beaver i found this one on a link below, different to say the least laughing 
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PostSubject: Re: Bullfrogs & B. Jobs   Thu Aug 08, 2013 11:48 pm

lol! 
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PostSubject: Re: Bullfrogs & B. Jobs   Fri Aug 09, 2013 12:57 am

Frogs turn into Princes......I like happy endings with a twist in the tale angel2 whistle 
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